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Mavlad uses George Bush diplomacy

Mavlad accuses Renshai of having weapons of mass destruction. And so he decided to declare pre-emptive war.

28 Feb 2004 · Submitted by Kuss · POV: Mazish · 713 views · ★ Score +2.0 · 24 votes
421H 164V 1X 636C Mem:1 Exits:NES>
Elyana appears before you in a puff of smoke.

421H 164V 1X 636C Mem:1 Exits:NES>
Lorelei tells you 'jierk said if you don't summon him and tyler he is going to fucking kick your ass'

421H 164V 1X 636C Mem:1 Exits:NES> tel elyana no, i'm not going to be nice. you are accusing me
You tell Elyana 'no, i'm not going to be nice. you are accusing me'

421H 164V 1X 636C Mem:1 Exits:NES> #10 SECONDS TO TICK

Ochenash snickers softly.

421H 164V 1X 636C Mem:1 Exits:NES>
Ochenash says 'hi'

421H 164V 1X 636C Mem:1 Exits:NES>
Ochenash closes his prayerbook with a content look on his face.
Your studies complete, you close your prayerbook with a smile.
The sky is getting cloudy.

421H 164V 1X 636C Exits:NES> #TICK

Elyana utters some strange words.
Elyana's hands issue a spray of prismatic color!
Elyana slowly fades into existence.
Peterson is struck by a spray of murky violet!
Hazzy is hit by a spray of gleaming indigo!
Hazzy's face goes blank and he begins to drool.
Ochenash is caught in a spray of radiant yellow!
Lorelei is struck by a spray of murky violet!
You are blasted by a spray of scintillating blue!
You feel a slight chill.

341H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Good] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:Perfect] Exits:NES>
Lorelei gasps in astonishment.

341H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Good] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:Perfect] Exits:NES>
You miss Elyana with your bludgeon.
Lorelei misses Elyana and destroys an image instead.
Lorelei misses Elyana with her pierce.
Ochenash misses Elyana and destroys an image instead.
Ochenash misses Elyana and destroys an image instead.
Hazzy misses Elyana and destroys an image instead.
Elyana misses Peterson with her bludgeon.
Peterson bruises Elyana with his slash.
Peterson is burned, as he swings at Elyana.

341H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Good] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:V.Good] Exits:NES>
Ochenash boggles at some nebulous concept.

341H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Good] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:V.Good] Exits:NES>
With blinding speed, Lorelei manages to unbalance Elyana.

341H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Good] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:V.Good] Exits:NES>
Elyana utters some strange words.
Elyana's hands issue a spray of prismatic color!
Peterson is caught in a spray of radiant yellow!
Hazzy is caught in a spray of bright orange!
Ochenash is caught in a spray of shimmering red!
Lorelei is blasted by a spray of scintillating blue!
You are struck by a spray of vibrant green!
You feel a slight chill.

302H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:V.Good] Exits:NES> sa bash it
You say 'bash it'

302H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:V.Good] Exits:NES>
Hazzy gets a scroll from his chest.

302H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:V.Good] Exits:NES>
Hazzy stops using a jeweled sceptre.
Hazzy grabs a glowing scroll of recall.
Hazzy recites a glowing scroll of recall.
Hazzy disappears.

302H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:V.Good] Exits:NES> group
Your group of 5 members consists of:
  Mazish           fair      rested    fighting   Y   N    N     3    0
  Hazzy            fair      rested    standing   N   N    N     0    0
  Lorelei          fair      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0
  Peterson         good      rested    fighting   Y   N    N     0    0
  Ochenash         good      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0

302H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:V.Good] Exits:NES>
Peterson crashes into Elyana in a thundering collision, knocking her to the ground!

302H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:Good] [Elyana:V.Good] Exits:NES>
You miss Elyana with your bludgeon.
Lorelei massacres Elyana with her pierce.
Lorelei is burned, as she swings at Elyana.
Lorelei misses Elyana with her pierce.
Ochenash slashes Elyana extremely hard.
Ochenash is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
Ochenash slashes Elyana very hard.
Ochenash is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
Peterson slashes Elyana very hard.
Peterson is burned, as he swings at Elyana.

302H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:Fair] [Elyana:Good] Exits:NES>
Lorelei attempts to unbalance Elyana, but she quickly avoids her.

302H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:Fair] [Elyana:Good] Exits:NES> group
Your group of 5 members consists of:
  Mazish           fair      rested    fighting   Y   N    N     3    0
  Hazzy            fair      rested    standing   N   N    N     0    0
  Lorelei          fair      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0
  Peterson         fair      rested    fighting   Y   N    N     0    0
  Ochenash         fair      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0

302H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:Fair] [Elyana:Good] Exits:NES>
You bludgeon Elyana very hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
Lorelei massacres Elyana with her pierce.
Lorelei is burned, as she swings at Elyana.
Lorelei pierces Elyana very hard.
Lorelei is burned, as she swings at Elyana.
Ochenash slashes Elyana extremely hard.
Ochenash is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
Ochenash slashes Elyana hard.
Ochenash is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
Peterson misses Elyana with his slash.

293H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:Fair] [Elyana:Fair] Exits:NES> cast 'heal' peterson
You utter the words, 'heal'
You heal Peterson.

293H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:Fair] Mem:4 Exits:NES>
Lorelei misses Elyana with her pierce.
Lorelei misses Elyana with her pierce.
Ochenash slashes Elyana very hard.
Ochenash is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
Ochenash slashes Elyana very hard.
Ochenash is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
Elyana misses Peterson with her bludgeon.
Peterson slashes Elyana very hard.
Peterson is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
Peterson crashes into Elyana in a thundering collision, knocking her to the ground!

293H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:Bad] Mem:4 Exits:NES> group

Lorelei attempts to unbalance Elyana, but she quickly avoids her.

293H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:Bad] Mem:4 Exits:NES> Your group of 5 members consists of:
  Mazish           fair      rested    fighting   Y   N    N     3    4
  Hazzy            fair      rested    standing   N   N    N     0    0
  Lorelei          fair      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0
  Peterson         v.good    rested    fighting   Y   N    N     0    0
  Ochenash         fair      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0

293H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:Bad] Mem:4 Exits:NES>
You bludgeon Elyana hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
Lorelei misses Elyana with her pierce.
Lorelei pierces Elyana very hard.
Lorelei is burned, as she swings at Elyana.
Ochenash slashes Elyana very hard.
Ochenash is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
Ochenash slashes Elyana hard.
Ochenash is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
Elyana misses Peterson with her bludgeon.
Peterson slashes Elyana extremely hard.
Peterson is burned, as he swings at Elyana.

286H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Mem:4 Exits:NES>
Lorelei attempts to unbalance Elyana, but she quickly avoids her.

286H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Mem:4 Exits:NES>
Ochenash looks at Elyana.

286H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Mem:4 Exits:NES> cast 'heal' hazzy
Who should the spell be cast upon?

286H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Mem:4 Exits:NES>
Lorelei pierces Elyana extremely hard.
Lorelei is burned, as she swings at Elyana.
Lorelei pierces Elyana very hard.
Lorelei is burned, as she swings at Elyana.
Ochenash slashes Elyana extremely hard.
Ochenash is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
Ochenash misses Elyana with his slash.
Elyana misses Peterson with her bludgeon.
Peterson slashes Elyana very hard.
Peterson is burned, as he swings at Elyana.

286H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NES>
Peterson crashes into Elyana in a thundering collision, knocking her to the ground!

286H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NES> group
Your group of 5 members consists of:
  Mazish           fair      rested    fighting   Y   N    N     3    4
  Hazzy            fair      rested    standing   N   N    N     0    0
  Lorelei          bad       rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0
  Peterson         v.good    rested    fighting   Y   N    N     0    0
  Ochenash         fair      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0

286H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NES>
Lorelei attempts to unbalance Elyana, but she quickly avoids her.

286H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NES>
Ochenash says 'dont'

286H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NES>
You bludgeon Elyana very hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
Lorelei massacres Elyana with her pierce.
Lorelei is burned, as she swings at Elyana.
Lorelei pierces Elyana very hard.
Lorelei is burned, as she swings at Elyana.
Elyana is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Ochenash annihilates Elyana with his slash.
Elyana slowly fades into existence.
Ochenash is burned, as he swings at Elyana.
You receive 0 experience.
Elyana is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Elyana echoes from somewhere nearby...
Goka stops following Elyana.

277H 164V 1X 636C Mem:4 Exits:NES>
Ochenash gets a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Elyana.

277H 164V 1X 636C Mem:4 Exits:NES> get all corpse
You get a brass dragonscale battle orb from the corpse of Elyana.
You get the midnight staff from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a grey stone bracelet from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a bracelet of polished sodalite from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a plain component pouch from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a thick engraved silver belt from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a heavy black cloak with silvery runes from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a shield of granite from the corpse of Elyana.
You get some shark skin sleeves from the corpse of Elyana.
You are zapped by a pair of pitch black gloves and instantly drop it.
Pants : You can't carry that much weight.
You get a fearsome crocodile skull from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a slimy pitch black shirt from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a necklace with a dragon's eye from the corpse of Elyana.
You are zapped by a fiery red ring and instantly drop it.
You are zapped by an engraved ring of Nuitari and instantly drop it.
You are zapped by an ebony miter and instantly drop it.
You get Mishakal's White potion from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a small bag of white stones from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a short sword from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a short sword from the corpse of Elyana.
You get a plain component pouch from the corpse of Elyana.

277H 164V 1X 636C Mem:4 Exits:NES>
**Hazzy: fuckign got feebleminded

277H 164V 1X 636C Mem:4 Exits:NES>
Ochenash says 'blah'

277H 164V 1X 636C Mem:4 Exits:NES> group
Your group of 5 members consists of:
  Mazish           fair      rested    standing   Y   N    N     3    4
  Hazzy            fair      rested    standing   N   N    N     0    0
  Lorelei          v.bad     rested    standing   N   Y    N     0    0
  Peterson         v.good    rested    standing   Y   N    N     0    0
  Ochenash         bad       rested    standing   N   N    N     0    0

277H 164V 1X 636C Mem:4 Exits:NES>
Peterson gets an ebony miter.
Peterson is zapped by an engraved ring of Nuitari and instantly drops it.
Peterson is zapped by a fiery red ring and instantly drops it.
Peterson gets a pair of pitch black gloves.
Peterson gets the corpse of a Knight of the Crown.

53 comments

  1. Kuss · 28 Feb 2004
    He chose...poorly.
  2. brandont · 28 Feb 2004
    what was arguement over?
  3. Chris · 28 Feb 2004
    nice bashing Peterson
  4. eric- · 28 Feb 2004
    Somebody call Donald Rumsfeld!
  5. Kuss · 28 Feb 2004
    Mavlad accused me of hiding Wild in Renshai, since giloth and rynnakm defected. He decided to claim Andizuko was being hidden by renshai eventhough he was Wild. I've never saw Andizuko in a Renshai group, nor has anyone else i asked. So i told him to go fuck himself because he told me a week before he was looking for an excuse to declare war.
  6. harm · 28 Feb 2004
    damn mavlad secured a pretty secure tactical advantage right there

    looking forward to the logs...
  7. haley · 28 Feb 2004
    harm you must be warned of a couple things

    A) Author Message
    reafe re: haley
    you really need to just shut up, the point of battling isn't to post logs up on webpages to entertain people.

    and also

    B)[this site exists for one reason only... it makes it easier for me to find pk battle logs... i could give a shit about the rest of you! you're welcome enough to come along for the ride though... -suf]

    BE WARNED
  8. suf · 28 Feb 2004
    haley you're just stupid
  9. haley · 28 Feb 2004
    how so? im continually being flamed yet ive done nothing... people say a lot worse and stupid shit and people say nothing. but since its haley lets ride him like a bull about everything.
  10. suf · 28 Feb 2004
    ugh riding you like a bull isn't something i wanted in my head...
  11. haley · 28 Feb 2004
    hrmmm well if u think of it that way: riding me like a bull is not something i want to imagine either! lol
  12. harm · 28 Feb 2004
    anyhow, now that the ladies are done arguing among themselves, i'd like to point out that the deeper problem w/ this log is that the analogy is horrendously incorrect. mavlad should've like, acquired an imm resolution, secured dark moon cooperation & only then proceeded to poof in & prism. mazish must be some communist fin taliban sympathizer or something...
  13. John · 28 Feb 2004
    It was stupid for his stupid ass to puff to the group and start prisming anyhow. Seriously, what do you expect people to do. And half the group wasnt renshai. DUMBASS
  14. adam- · 28 Feb 2004
    who says he expected to live? he has 3 times the playtime of anyone else, exp is nothing to him
  15. Drake · 28 Feb 2004
    I'd also like to point out that he is just a stupid randoming Finn. Not to mention he lost some half decent equipment with that little 'stunt'
  16. Skorpio · 28 Feb 2004
    He chose poorly?

    Or you chose poorly.

    We shall see whether renshai can stand on their own, or will they always need wild at their back to show their faces.
  17. Skorpio · 28 Feb 2004
    It's always interesting how wars start, and how they come about from the silliest things.

    Game on
  18. Melee · 28 Feb 2004
    Given they got spanked, but they did make a stand on their own earler this wipe. Credit where credit is due.
  19. yair · 28 Feb 2004
    Last i checked mavlad wasnt a finn!
  20. mavlad · 28 Feb 2004
    may be wilds did help them! who knows why renshai is wild farm this wipe
  21. SALCHA_IS_A_MAN · 28 Feb 2004
    i wouldnt say he chose poorly.. attacking renshai has always been like going cow tipping. it's amazing if it fights back. just might show that he plays mages
    like shit.

    on another note.. since most people seem to lack it..
    praise finland!
    -- Adam

  22. SALCHA_IS_A_MAN · 28 Feb 2004
    mavlad.. renshai is slang for KOS
  23. harm · 28 Feb 2004
    i liked the 'wild farm' bit, but negative points on having trouble w/ 'maybe.' you'd still fail the psat, mavlad...
  24. SALCHA_IS_A_MAN · 28 Feb 2004
    harm: his failing the psat would have more to do with his inability with translation.
  25. suf · 28 Feb 2004
    mavlad is the smartest gas station engineer i know!

    i think we may have lost something in translation...
  26. SALCHA_IS_A_MAN · 28 Feb 2004
    suf: harm hates russians because he got married in san fancisco not long ago .. right behind rosie o' donald!
  27. tikk · 29 Feb 2004
    my head hurts, I would pay aristox 100 bucks if he would siteban mavlad. I think everyone would be happy.
  28. MikeS · 29 Feb 2004
    Is no one gonna flame Hazzy for the elite recall at fair? I'm assuming he's renshai which may or may not be true, but still...
    and while mavlad isn't finnish by decent, he's grouped in with them anyway. Finnish is a state of mind.
  29. Quinthanalas · 29 Feb 2004
    MikeS - Hazzy is hit by a spray of gleaming indigo!
    Hazzy's face goes blank and he begins to drool.
    Why else would he be there? he was feebleminded so there was no point in sticking around.
  30. Quinthanalas · 29 Feb 2004
    286H 164V 1X 636C [Me:Fair] [Peterson:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Mem:4 Exits:NES> cast 'heal' hazzy
    Who should the spell be cast upon?

    healing people who aren't around is kind of hard.
  31. Rurh · 29 Feb 2004
    He could have been there to do physical damage, and destroy mirrors.

    And he would have been around long enough to be healed.
  32. Jierk · 29 Feb 2004
    Why would Hazzy stay to fight? He is renshai, and he was feebled from the prism. Which made him practically uesless. He'd be a waste of heal. Smart decision was to just recall. Read logs better!
  33. Kuss · 29 Feb 2004
    Harm, I suppose I could see this war analogy as being wrong. Mavlad's suicide bombing could be construed as an act of terror. Upon his arrival he began to open fire, leaving several wounded, and sent 1 person fleeing the scene. We will not live in fear of these madmen. #sub {Blood Sea Pirates}{Al-Qaeda}#sub {Elyana}{Osama Bin-Mavlad} Jihad time - game on.
  34. eric- · 29 Feb 2004
    in theory, aren't terrorist attacks meant to cause terror, not make oneself look foolish?
  35. RottenPotato · 29 Feb 2004
    Look foolish? That was one of the coolest things anyone has ever done...other than my well jumping ability.
  36. tudets · 29 Feb 2004
    Someone tell this Drake person that mavlad aint no Finn. NOOOOOOOOOB!
  37. Arne · 29 Feb 2004
    aren't most of terrorist attacks suicide attacks? Fits the analogy imho...
  38. tikk · 29 Feb 2004
    yeah but suicide attacks are supposed to kill the attacker for good.

    Too bad mavlad is still alive
  39. Quinthanalas · 29 Feb 2004
    Rurh - All images were taken out first round, and there was no need for is hitting or barely hitting. Stop posting, you suck.
  40. Jierk · 29 Feb 2004
    I agree, Rurh sucks.
  41. Rurh · 29 Feb 2004
    I agree. He should go get hit by a truck with spikes on the front.

    Now I thought mages were capable of wielding weapons. I could be wrong on that though.
  42. Quinthanalas · 29 Feb 2004
    Why are you making this such a big deal Rurh? It's a fucking mage, who wouldn't have even hit Elyana anyway, it would not have done any significant damage to him, the outcome was the same, stop being a moron.
  43. eric- · 29 Feb 2004
    in addition, it's not like elyana got away.
  44. Rurh · 29 Feb 2004
    Laugh, I don't recall making a big deal out of anything.

    Someone asks why Hazzy recalled at fair.
    Someone suggested that he was useless to stick around.
    I suggested that he could have been of some mild help if he stayed.

    True, as it turned out, whether he stayed or not was irrelevant. But I've seen some casters hit pretty nastily, and he could too if he decided so.

    Don't be spazzing out because someone contradicts you!
    AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN!
  45. patrick · 29 Feb 2004
    war? with renshai? I guess christmas comes early this year.
  46. Alleria · 1 Mar 2004
    didn't BSP just war renshai a month or two ago
    and didn't renshai hand over a bunch of items for peace? if you were just going to war BSP again why would you do it
  47. Kuss · 1 Mar 2004
    I wish I could stab people in the face over the internet.

    Also, Alleria it wasn't Renshai who went pkilling. We were simply defending ourselves when some scumbag poofed to us and started prisming. You make it sound as if we chose to fight a war. That's twice this wipe BSP has jumped us.
  48. patrick · 1 Mar 2004
    I have been in renshai groups with unknown, Ive seen it with my own eyes, as have many others. Renshais talk shit behind peoples backs, its just thier way, it always has been. Joe I cant understand why you would even join them, I remember hamming them with you in old days. But I guess every shepard needs a flock and renshai make good sheep, see you on the battlefield(if you can ever get those spineless busch leaguers to nut up)
  49. runulv · 1 Mar 2004
    We did not jump Renshais, we actually declared war.
    How you wish to intepretate that, is your choise.
  50. eric- · 1 Mar 2004
    KLOOT
  51. Drake · 1 Mar 2004
    I'm still awaiting the first major confrontation between the two factions. I'll be the first to laugh when the trash like Jierk and Virtue recall the second battle begins. Renshai seriously is scraping the bottom of the barrel with those two. Virtue sucked so bad it was cast of of RoT
  52. Jierk · 1 Mar 2004
    Yes so true, Ninjaloot;reci recall. RoT sucked, Drake you must have something badly against Virtue to compare with RoT.
  53. MisterHuy · 2 Mar 2004
    Look whose talking! You ain't afraid 'coz you know you got all the fodders in front of you. You just use the poor noobs to get you eq and spells. you fr*gg*n gre*dy no_balls(tm) s*nof#b_tch!

    > Kuss He chose... poorly.