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Visiting Kelpo

I log on and see a moron, therefore deciding to pay him a visit!

7 Feb 2004 · Submitted by Corey Lauzé · POV: Scelesta · 623 views · ★ Score +2.6 · 34 votes
351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:2 Exits:W> c 'str' self
You are Scelesta Citrus, Enraged Lemon Buster of the Solace Sewers, a level 30 Mage.
You are rank 9.
You are 66 years old.
You're feeling a little tipsy.
You have 351(351) hit and 183(183) movement points.
You are influenced by the black moon, Nuitari.
You have scored 149999999 exp, and have 178(41484) steel coins.
You have 2 Rank points to spend.
You have died 33 horrible deaths.
You have been connected for 11 minute(s).
You have been playing for 49 day(s), 1 hour(s) and 3 minute(s).
Your equipment is currently not being concealed.
You are standing.
You are affected by the following:
    invisibility
    bless
    sacred ward
    negative plane protection
    improved invisibility
    mirror image (4 images)
    heroism
    continual light
    shield
    antimagic shell
    detect invisibility

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:2 Exits:W> You utter the words, 'strength'
You feel stronger.

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:3 Exits:W>
Epiphanes nods his head in agreement.

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:3 Exits:W>
Garug the innkeeper gathers up some silverware and tosses them into a bowl of dirty water.

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:3 Exits:W>
Seraph tilts back a portable keg and swallows a few mouthfuls.

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:3 Exits:W>
Epiphanes says 'i've been using mage and tank so much lately'

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:3 Exits:W>
Seraph gets a piece of sweet bread.

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:3 Exits:W>
Seraph gets a piece of sweet bread.

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:3 Exits:W>
Seraph gets a piece of sweet bread.

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:3 Exits:W> #alias {shadow} {giggity;give shield shadow;o shadow
 bas kelpo}
#   {shadow} now aliases {giggity;give shield shadow;o shadow bas kelpo} in {} group

relo kelpo
You utter the words, 'relocate'
At the Throne of the Storm Giant King
    Suspended from beams high overhead are banners displaying the coat of
arms of the royal family, and the coats of arms of various individual
kings. No benches are to be found here, all stand in the presence of the
king. The throne itself dominates the room, raised on a dais next to the
east wall, the throne is over forty feet tall, and covered in precious gems
and white gold. The throne was designed so that he who sits in it is in a
postion to view the entire chamber, and be able to look over even the
highest giant.
Lord Kelpo Vonaxle III is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.
A court sycophant stands here, trying to suck up to the aristocracy.
Chander Obre, King of Avernus, sits on his throne.
Quintara Obre sits next to her husband.
Rathgar Gwidian, the Queen's Champion, stands next to Quintara.

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:4 Exits:NSW>
Kelpo oohs and ahhs, as if he is really, really impressed.

351H 183V 1X 178C Mem:4 Exits:NSW> Your weight is suddenly too much for the cloud to support!
You fall, screaming, through the cloud, watching the ground approach much
too fast!
In Mid-Air
    In mid-air between the cloud castle above and the water several hundred
feet below, one's own mortality is suddenly very clear. Only the ability to
fly could possibly keep one from crashing to the water below, in what would
undoubtedly be a very painful death.
You plummet to the ground below...
Crystal Blue Lake
    The jagged rocks lining the west side of the lake part here leaving
an opening into a small secluded cove.  Peering through the opening you
can see a large fire giving off the smoke you had noticed earlier.  Near the
fire are enormous huts.  You can't make out the exact size or shape of them
from this distance though.  The cove opens up to the west while moving in any
other direction takes you out further on the lake.
You hit the ground with great force and break your neck!
You're dead.
You feel weaker.
You feel yourself exposed.
You feel less righteous.
The warmth protecting your spirit fades.
Your soul feels more unstable.
You feel yourself exposed.
The images around you fade out of existance.
You feel hollow and weakened as the prayer surrounding you fades.
The ball of light following you winks out.
The air around you loses its solidity.
You sense the protective magic about you fade away.
Your detect invisibility wears off.

0) Leave Arctic.
1) Enter the game.
2) Change your description.
3) Change your password.
4) Delete this character.

   Make a choice: 1

Welcome to the land of Krynn.

31 comments

  1. yair · 7 Feb 2004
    Dont drink and drive
  2. Rurh · 7 Feb 2004
    Silly Corey.

    People say I'm dangerous to hang around.

    You should have listened.
  3. Seq · 7 Feb 2004
    DID YOU NOT LEARN FROM RODAN
    or are you taking your trashmage role seriously now
  4. pablo · 7 Feb 2004
    that hurts
  5. Rurh · 7 Feb 2004
    Well you see, I'm going to call Corey a moron, and it will be true, because I said so.

    Corey is a moron.
  6. SALCHA_IS_A_MAN · 7 Feb 2004
    that log rules haha
  7. Manu · 7 Feb 2004
    What's still boggling me is how well would a shadow bash if the shield is in its inventory.
  8. doobie · 7 Feb 2004
    at least one of two faggots died
  9. Rurh · 7 Feb 2004
    Doobie is a faggot
  10. Rurh · 8 Feb 2004
    Yes, obviously as I numble stand there, watching this creature form out of nothingness, and it start to run at me.

    Of course my dweeb druid isn't a match for an ams/fireshield/mirror ranked mage. I could cough on you, for as much good as it would.

    But of course I forget that corey doesn't like challenges.
  11. adam- · 8 Feb 2004
    he'd rather pick on the mentally challenged
  12. Rurh · 8 Feb 2004
    Then he should have plenty of fun with you, and so closer to home!
  13. eric- · 8 Feb 2004
    the fly spell is overrated.
  14. MikeS · 8 Feb 2004
    and that's why i'm a big fan of autoflies for both mages and druids! yet another way to take the stupidity factor out of the equation.
    And did kelpo loot the gear?
  15. kylep · 8 Feb 2004
    lol Corey, nice log. I'm betting Corey will either invest in an can_fly rank or some sort of autofly!
  16. reafe · 8 Feb 2004
    kelpo could have just as easily been at some other place like sorinthalas king and scelesta would have ripped. its just a bad idea to puff to people in general.
  17. Rurh · 8 Feb 2004
    Actually, I was punching myself in the face. If I knew he had that staff, I would have been in newport.
  18. Matthew · 9 Feb 2004
    Doobie is a faggot? Doobie could destroy you with a word.

    Some advice, stfu.
  19. Rurh · 9 Feb 2004
    Yeah he's a faggot.

    And as if anything he does to some text-based characters actually has any important bearing on anything.

    Having powerful characters in the game doesn't make you important.
  20. Arne · 9 Feb 2004
    But it does make you a faggot? Maybe I should look up the definition in the dictionary again, because I thought it meant something completely different... Stop these pathetic flames please.
  21. Seq · 9 Feb 2004
    "And as if anything he does to some text-based characters actually has any important bearing on anything."

    isn't it funny you say that after whining endlessly about people randoming some text-based characters
  22. Rurh · 9 Feb 2004
    It's a matter of scale.

    There's a difference between the unjust robbing of one's time and effort on a personal basis, and the overall importance in the grand sceme of things.

    One may overlook the killings taking place in removing a dictator as being trivial, but it's still wrong to take a life.
  23. Rurh · 9 Feb 2004
    Arne: I never gave a reason that we was a faggot.. or any justification.. as he neglected in calling me that.

    The point was to convey that mindless namecalling is irrelevant.
  24. Bacardi · 9 Feb 2004
    Rurh likes to here himself talk alot.
  25. kylep · 9 Feb 2004
    Hmm...I'm starting to think maybe Suf should read these posts before he allowes people to actually put them up. Waste of space on the damn webpage.
  26. eric- · 9 Feb 2004
    the comments are great, far more entertaing than the logs.
  27. SALCHA_IS_A_MAN · 9 Feb 2004
    you haven't lived until youve fallen from the clouds in that room!
  28. Matthew · 10 Feb 2004
    Normaly when Corey calls someone a moron i would pay no attention.
  29. suf · 10 Feb 2004
    If people want to call each other faggots back and forth, who am I to stop them... Personally, I can find better things to do with my time...
  30. kylep · 10 Feb 2004
    fagotry

    [ I do take some time to delete duplicates however -suf ]
  31. mageoy · 14 Feb 2004
    when 2 morons face off head to head, you can be sure one of them will die