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Yams R.I.P.

You tell your group 'when i say i've summoned yams come south and BASH YAMS'

23 Aug 2003 · Submitted by Alex · POV: Mercator · 583 views · ★ Score -1.0 · 16 votes
377H 59V 1X 1953C Exits:NESW> gt here i go
You tell your group 'here i go'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'summon in 5'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'summon in 4'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'summon in 3'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'summon in 2'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'summon in 1'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'SUMMON yams'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Exits:NESW> You utter the words, 'summon'
The magic fails!

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> gt try again
You tell your group 'try again'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> sum yams
Huh?!

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'summon in 5'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'summon in 4'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'summon in 3'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'summon in 2'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'summon in 1'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'SUMMON yams'

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You utter the words, 'summon'
Yams arrives suddenly.

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:4 Exits:NESW>
Yams looks at you.

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:4 Exits:NESW>
Yams stands up.

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:4 Exits:NESW>
Yams flies north.

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> hop yams
l n
They don't seem to be here.

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> You see nothing special.
Yams the Male Gnome is resting here. (flying)
Asashi Sash, Mythical Dreamer is standing here.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.

377H 59V 1X 1953C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> n
The Southern Gates of Palanthas
    The southern gates of Palanthas loom above you, the wide wooden slabs
hanging on stone walls. They sit open, to allow commerce to the massive
Lordcity of Ansalon. Guards wander about here, watching for malcontents and
rabble-rousers.
Yams the Male Gnome is resting here. (flying)
Asashi Sash, Mythical Dreamer is standing here.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.

377H 58V 1X 1953C Mem:4 Exits:NS> You utter the words, 'hold person'
The magic fails!

377H 58V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NS>
Stuey arrives from the north.

377H 58V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NS>
Yams stands up.

377H 58V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NS>
Stuey sits down and rests.

377H 58V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NS>
Yams misses you with his hit.

377H 58V 1X 1953C [Mercator:Perfect] [Yams:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:NS> gt DUDE BASH YAMS
You tell your group 'DUDE BASH YAMS'

377H 58V 1X 1953C [Mercator:Perfect] [Yams:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:NS> flee
You flee head over heels.
Intersection: Crown Street and Southern Avenue
    Crown Street and Southern Avenue meet here. The southern gate of Old
City wall is also here. Crown Street continues to the east and west, and
Southern Avenue leads north towards the central plaza.

377H 57V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Iwont shouts 'GET A JOB, im sure valeth will pay you to let him perform sexual favors for you!'

377H 57V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NESW> s
The Southern Gates of Palanthas
    The southern gates of Palanthas loom above you, the wide wooden slabs
hanging on stone walls. They sit open, to allow commerce to the massive
Lordcity of Ansalon. Guards wander about here, watching for malcontents and
rabble-rousers.
Stuey the Male Human is resting here.
Yams the Male Gnome is standing here. (flying)
Asashi Sash, Mythical Dreamer is standing here.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.

377H 56V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NS> You utter the words, 'hold person'
Yams freezes in place.

377H 56V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NS> l yams

Asashi crashes into Yams in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!

377H 56V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NS>
A Palanthian guard looks at Asashi and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

377H 56V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NS>
A Palanthian guard looks at Asashi and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

377H 56V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NS> A Palanthian guard looks at Asashi and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'
You see nothing special about him.
Yams the adult male gnome has a few scratches.

377H 56V 1X 1953C Mem:5 Exits:NS> wat asashi
You now watch Asashi.

377H 56V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:Perfect**] [**Yams:V.Good**] Mem:5 Exits:NS>
A Palanthian guard hits Asashi extremely hard.
A Palanthian guard hits Asashi extremely hard.
A Palanthian guard hits Asashi extremely hard.
Asashi massacres Yams with his slash.

377H 56V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:V.Good**] [**Yams:Fair**] Mem:5 Exits:NS> You utter the words, 'sunbolt'
Yams withers as a ray of sunlight engulfs him!
The magic fails!

377H 56V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:V.Good**] [**Yams:V.Bad**] Mem:7 Exits:NS>
Stuey stands up.

377H 56V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:V.Good**] [**Yams:V.Bad**] Mem:7 Exits:NS>
A Palanthian guard hits Asashi extremely hard.
A Palanthian guard hits Asashi extremely hard.
A Palanthian guard hits Asashi extremely hard.
A Palanthian guard hits Asashi extremely hard.
Asashi massacres Yams with his slash.

377H 56V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:Good**] [**Yams:Awful**] Mem:7 Exits:NS>
A Palanthian guard looks at Asashi and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

377H 56V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:Good**] [**Yams:Awful**] Mem:7 Exits:NS>
A Palanthian guard looks at Asashi and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

377H 56V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:Good**] [**Yams:Awful**] Mem:7 Exits:NS>
A Palanthian guard looks at Asashi and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

377H 56V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:Good**] [**Yams:Awful**] Mem:7 Exits:NS> s
Outside the Southern Gates of Palanthas
    You are outside the city gates of Palanthas. There really isn't much of
a city wall for Palanthas. The citizens of Palanthas don't think a city
wall is very becoming of their beautiful city, they would rather show case
their pride and risk their safety. Therefore the city gates are always
open.

377H 55V 1X 1953C Mem:7 Exits:NESW> gt i heal u
You tell your group 'i heal u'

377H 55V 1X 1953C Mem:7 Exits:NESW> gt i heal u
You tell your group 'i heal u'

377H 55V 1X 1953C Mem:7 Exits:NESW> l n
You see nothing special.
Stuey the Male Human is standing here.
Yams the Male Gnome is sitting here, fighting Asashi. (flying)
Asashi Sash, Mythical Dreamer is standing here, fighting Yams.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.

377H 55V 1X 1953C Mem:7 Exits:NESW> group
Your group of 2 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Light Mem
------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Mercator         perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N     1    7
  Asashi           good      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0

377H 55V 1X 1953C Mem:7 Exits:NESW> l n
The cloud-veiled sky becomes even darker as the sun sets.
The metallic luster of your skin fades.
You see nothing special.
Stuey the Male Human is standing here.
Yams the Male Gnome is sitting here, fighting Asashi.
Asashi Sash, Mythical Dreamer is standing here, fighting Yams.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.

377H 95V 1X 1953C Mem:6 Exits:NESW> group
Your group of 2 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Light Mem
------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Mercator         perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N     1    6
  Asashi           fair      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0

377H 95V 1X 1953C Mem:6 Exits:NESW> gt kill yams
You tell your group 'kill yams'

377H 95V 1X 1953C Mem:6 Exits:NESW> gt bash
You tell your group 'bash'

377H 95V 1X 1953C Mem:6 Exits:NESW> group
Your group of 2 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Light Mem
------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Mercator         perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N     1    6
  Asashi           fair      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0

377H 95V 1X 1953C Mem:6 Exits:NESW> l n
You see nothing special.
Stuey the Male Human is standing here.
Yams the Male Gnome is sitting here, fighting Asashi.
Asashi Sash, Mythical Dreamer is standing here, fighting Yams.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.

377H 95V 1X 1953C Mem:6 Exits:NESW> l n
You see nothing special.
Stuey the Male Human is standing here.
Yams the Male Gnome is sitting here, fighting Asashi.
Asashi Sash, Mythical Dreamer is standing here, fighting Yams.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.

377H 95V 1X 1953C Mem:6 Exits:NESW>
Your blood freezes as you hear someone's death cry.

377H 95V 1X 1953C Mem:6 Exits:NESW> group
Your group of 2 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Light Mem
------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Mercator         perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N     1    6
  Asashi           fair      rested    fighting   N   N    N     0    0

377H 95V 1X 1953C Mem:6 Exits:NESW> n
The Southern Gates of Palanthas
    The southern gates of Palanthas loom above you, the wide wooden slabs
hanging on stone walls. They sit open, to allow commerce to the massive
Lordcity of Ansalon. Guards wander about here, watching for malcontents and
rabble-rousers.
The corpse of Yams is lying here.
Stuey the Male Human is standing here.
Asashi Sash, Mythical Dreamer is standing here, fighting a Palanthian guard.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
A Palanthian guard is standing here, fighting Asashi.
Asashi steps aside as a Palanthian guard attempts a bash, stumbles, and falls flat on his face.
A Palanthian guard crashes into Asashi in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!
A Palanthian guard strikes Asashi's weapon, nearly disarming it.

377H 94V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:Fair**] [**a Palanthian guard:Perfect**] Mem:6 Exits:NS> You utter the words, 'heal'
You heal Asashi.

377H 94V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:V.Good**] [**a Palanthian guard:Perfect**] Mem:7 Exits:NS>
Asashi massacres a Palanthian guard with his slash.
A Palanthian guard massacres Asashi with his hit.
A Palanthian guard massacres Asashi with his hit.
A Palanthian guard hits Asashi extremely hard.
A Palanthian guard massacres Asashi with his hit.
A Palanthian guard massacres Asashi with his hit.

377H 94V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:Good**] [**a Palanthian guard:V.Good**] Mem:7 Exits:NS>
A Palanthian guard delivers a quick snap kick to Asashi. Asashi staggers and tries to recover.

377H 94V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:Good**] [**a Palanthian guard:V.Good**] Mem:7 Exits:NS> A Palanthian guard stands up.
It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :

377H 94V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:Good**] [**a Palanthian guard:V.Good**] Mem:7 Exits:NS> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are lo
oking for.

377H 94V 1X 1953C [**Asashi:Good**] [**a Palanthian guard:V.Good**] Mem:7 Exits:NS> c 'word' asashi
You utter the words, 'word of recall'
Asashi disappears.

377H 94V 1X 1953C Mem:8 Exits:NS> gt yay we killed a randomer
You tell your group 'yay we killed a randomer'

21 comments

  1. Mitch · 23 Aug 2003
    it's naked trash pk mage. Not much of a win.
  2. Tezin · 23 Aug 2003
    I very rarely post opinion's, but this log completly sucked ass man.

    Joe
  3. Dia · 23 Aug 2003
    Honestly I hate to admit it but killing a trash mage with no eq does not make a good log
  4. MikeS · 23 Aug 2003
    You tell your group 'DUDE BASH YAMS'
    Must be a telnet link, almost let him get away. And to mythflamers, they gotta start somewhere...
    and regarding pkilling trash characters, there's always a ton of lame kills on this page, who cares? Something to read while idling at least...
  5. ddog · 23 Aug 2003
    MikeS got the point. Better than nothing, and definately better than manymany other logs
  6. Mikey · 23 Aug 2003
    Alex, as much as I love you, this log is utter shit. Truly disappointed ;)
  7. kam · 24 Aug 2003
    I'd just like say.. Hahahhahahhahahahahhahahaah.

    Thank you, please drive through.
  8. minch · 24 Aug 2003
    yes, this log is terrible, i have atleast 5 logs of myth pks that I havn't posted that are minimun 100% better than this. Why? well, because who really cares?
  9. Rurh · 24 Aug 2003
    I've upgraded minch's highlight from purple to orange.
  10. Realm · 24 Aug 2003
    I care!. post them foo
  11. minch · 24 Aug 2003
    ill send them on aim
  12. RottenPotato · 24 Aug 2003
    i told minch not to post anymore or he will be edrained
  13. minch · 24 Aug 2003
    its true, corey is scary man who scare me into not posting(logs that is).
  14. muffymouse · 24 Aug 2003
    Mr. Potato head is a bucket of fun. Just like Yam, in my bum.

    That's my poem. Thank you.
  15. RottenPotato · 24 Aug 2003
    that doesn't rhyme you dumb fucker, and it's yams, like the vegetable, ass
  16. tikk · 24 Aug 2003
    Apologize to Zack Corey or I will have to hurt you!!

    Rick
  17. Oedipus · 25 Aug 2003
    Everyone says Yams is a naked trash pk mage.

    Naked trash characters are supposedly illegal.

    Why do the Gods never enforce obvious evidence?
  18. Mitch · 25 Aug 2003
    Trash pk mages only matter in 'real' pk... you know Wild vs BSP. Mages who merely bother minor clans are irrelevant. You should know that.
  19. adam- · 26 Aug 2003
    half of myth is naked trash now so they should be deleted as well
  20. Realm · 26 Aug 2003
    naked - yes
    trash - eh
  21. Rurh · 27 Aug 2003
    Eq comes and goes. They lose eq much more to zone related incidents then they ever will to pk. Some more than others.