Burglard!

This sewer is dangerous

10 Dec 2013 · Submitted by reafe · POV: An Unwelcome Houseguest · 511 views · ★ Score -2.8 · 9 votes

You are Burglar the Male Goblin, a level 4 Cleric.
You are 17 years old.
You have 73(73) hit and 72(84) movement points.
Your behaviour has been Evil.
You have scored 6391 exp, and have 0(0) steel coins.
You need 5609 more experience to advance.
You have died 2 horrible deaths.
You have been connected for 14 minute(s).
You have been playing for 0 day(s), 1 hour(s) and 12 minute(s).
Your natural ability scores are:
    Str: 15 Int: 22 Wis: 18 Dex: 15 Con: 16 Cha: 16
Your equipment is currently not being concealed.
You barely feel the weight of your items.
You are standing.

An unusual looking green and yellow bug crawls around here.
A hungry and rather large looking rat is glaring at you.
A hungry and rather large looking rat is glaring at you.
A short and dirty gully dwarf is standing here gathering garbage for stew.

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n
Frye flies in from the south.
The Palanthas Sewers
Frye the Male Silvanesti is standing here. (flying)
A short and dirty gully dwarf is standing here gathering garbage for stew.

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n
Frye flies in from the south.
A Tunnel Intersection
Frye the Male Silvanesti is standing here. (flying)

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gt n
You tell your group 'n'

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Frye flies north.

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Your blood freezes as you hear someone's death cry.
Frye stops following you.

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l n
It is pitch black.

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Frye tells you 'wow'

73H 71V 5609X 0C Exits:NES>l n
The tunnel continues to the north, but that section looks dangerously
unstable, making you pause when thinking about going there.

***A few moments later***

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n
Stride arrives from the south.
A Tunnel Intersection
Stride the Male Kagonesti is standing here.

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gt n
You tell your group 'n'

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Stride leaves north.

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Your blood freezes as you hear someone's death cry.
Stride stops following you.

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A dirty gully dwarf arrives from the south.

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Stride tells you 'touche man'

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reply burglard!
You tell Stride 'burglard!'

13 comments

Marath · 11 Dec 2013

Trashy move, trashy player. After posting something like this you should just reroll, dosent really matter what clan your in. When you troll noobies you generally get pked when you post it you definatly get pked. I mean, if i see you ill gank you myself, i sure alot of people will. Hope your in a clan, so when i gank you all your noob trolling friends give me a tell, so i gank you all lol.
Marath · 11 Dec 2013

The real question, is what kinda moron would approve this log. Once something like this wouldnt make it on this site, john approve this? TIME FOR A NEW MODERATER
jorake · 11 Dec 2013

I didn't approve it. I saw it and since I'm not able to delete nothing I can do. Pretty trashy though!
brandon · 11 Dec 2013

Those without sin cast the first stone.

I remember back in the day I would summon people of that level with lesser summoning scrolls and scream GO EAST.

I will admit now it was wrong
Marath · 11 Dec 2013

Ohh yes, the trash moves i used to pull off were great. Sent 3 renshai into stone dragon once just because bry pissed me off. But again, you dont try to post your lowest moments of insain laughter. AND, if you did, they wouldnt have gotten put up. Maybe 3 renshai dying to stone dragon would get put up, if i looked at them right before they entered so we see the equip. But a lvl 4 telling a lvl 13 to enter a dt.... Thats like... Thats just weak.
Marath · 11 Dec 2013

I feel rolling a thief to lvl 9 and flooding this page with pks in the cornfields.
burglar · 11 Dec 2013

I don't know why you have to be such a Deborah Downer Marath, I was just doing my job! Plus, if the gods didn't want people to dt then why did they put dts into the game? Riddle me this captain oblivious!
Leonite · 11 Dec 2013

Burglar the simple fact that you "hid" your actions behind some half cocked fake name demonstrates you knew full well what you were doing was dick-headed. Then to compensate for this fact you posted your jack off actions for the mud to see, as if you were trying to make some statement. Seriously, if what you were doing was an appropriate use of the DT game mechanic, why not pull that crap with your geared alt? Instead, you roll a trash char with the sole intent to ruin someone else's fun. You are the mayor of Jabroniville.
nostramazos · 12 Dec 2013

You guys are too tough on Burglard. A little dt in our lives never hurt anyone. And dts are a great icebreaker, let me tell you.

In the past, Maza Nostra has used similar techniques with the only difference that we actually followed victim to the dt. Since then players have wizened up and now they send us into dts, ask several of your leader friends "have you killed a maza" and they will smile knowingly.

That being said Burglard in lieu of our small arctic numbers, you should pay some penance and reequip those guys.

Nostramazos
bryton · 12 Dec 2013

How does this trash get put on here?
bargular · 12 Dec 2013

My brother, Burglar, is adept at the art of burglaring. He'll not only steal your wallet, but also your life. Beware, you may need to install a new security system.

Bargular, barg-u-ling your neighborhood daily.
daniel_1 · 13 Dec 2013

hahahaha

god, you guys need to lighten up. this shit made me laugh.

this king amongst peasants will surely join the ranks of bosolt (the master randomer) and cornwallis (the general) as an unparalleled champion of arctic mud.
mitch01 · 16 Dec 2013

Good to see arctic still alive. Damn im getting old. Need more logs of pipz mitching!!!