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Tars's dimplomacy skills.

11 Nov 2012 · Submitted by Mwarg · POV: Hasdrubal · 592 views · ★ Score +2.9 · 11 votes

Klu begins resting but stays aloft.

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Tars flies in from the SOUTH.
Shintara flies in from the SOUTH.
Kulde flies in from the SOUTH.
Zod flies in from the SOUTH.
Woozy flies in from the SOUTH.
Reikki flies in from the SOUTH.

Presto smiles warmly.
Tars says 'getting my belt'
Presto says 'our locate:)'
Tars says 'my decay'
Presto says 'laugh cmon we were already here'
Tars says 'no'
Presto says 'should of ran here right away'
Presto says 'yes'
Presto says 'i was first person in zone'

Tars roars.
Presto shrieks in terror!
Tars slowly fades into existence.
Presto panics, and attempts to flee.
Presto flies WEST.
Dimian shrieks in terror!
Tars slowly fades into existence.
Dimian flies NORTH.
You feel a slight chill.
Klu shrieks in terror!
Tars slowly fades into existence.
Klu flies NORTH.
Constantine shrieks in terror!
Tars slowly fades into existence.
Constantine panics, and attempts to flee.
Constantine flies EAST.

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Woozy utters some strange words.
You shiver as Woozy unleashes a world of nightmares.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of Woozy's attack.
Marath ducks out of the way of Woozy's attack.

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Constantine flies in from the EAST.

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Marath gets a crazed look.

Constantine says 'lol shit'

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Zod utters some strange words.
** Zod SUNRAYS **
Zod slowly fades into existence.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of Zod's attack.
Marath ducks out of the way of Zod's attack.

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A calm confidence exudes from Marath, he must be building UP to something.

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Zod crushes Constantine.
Constantine slowly fades into existence.
Zod is chilled, as he swings at Constantine.
Constantine slashes Zod hard.

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Tars annihilates Constantine with his pierce.
Tars is chilled, as he swings at Constantine.

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Kulde focuses on Woozy and utters some strange words.
Woozy's skin turns grey and granite-like.

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Presto flies in from the WEST.

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Marath jumps on Tars, striking him savagely.
Marath annihilates Tars with his cleave.
Tars stumbles and falls to the ground, dazed.

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Woozy utters some strange words.
You shiver as Woozy unleashes a world of nightmares.
Woozy slowly fades into existence.
Woozy comes out of hiding.
Woozy's attack disappears into a fold in space, missing Presto completely.
Constantine's eyes widen and jaw drops as terror invades his mind.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of Woozy's attack.
Marath's eyes widen and jaw drops as terror invades his mind.

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Constantine utters some strange words.
Constantine disappears.

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Presto says 'th at wasnt nice'

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Presto panics, and attempts to flee.
Presto flies EAST.

483H 202V 4323807X 55.00% 186C Exits:NESW> moan

Tars annihilates Marath with his pierce.
Tars massacres Marath with his whip.
Marath annihilates Tars with his cleave.
Marath thrashes Tars good, forcing them to the ground.
Marath growls and grits his teeth.
Marath annihilates Tars with his slash.
Marath growls and grits his teeth.

483H 202V 4323807X 55.00% 186C Exits:NESW> You start to moan.

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Presto flies in from the EAST.

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Reikki heroically rescues Tars.

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Woozy utters some strange words.
You shiver as Woozy unleashes a world of nightmares.
Woozy slowly fades into existence.
Woozy comes out of hiding.
Woozy's attack disappears into a fold in space, missing Presto completely.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of Woozy's attack.
Marath's eyes widen and jaw drops as terror invades his mind.
Marath succumbs to the nightmare and falls into a deep, dark sleep.

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Presto says 'ok '

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Kulde focuses harshly on Presto and utters some strange words.

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Zod utters some strange words.
** Zod SUNRAYS **
Zod slowly fades into existence.
Zod's attack disappears into a fold in space, missing Presto completely.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of Zod's attack.

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Presto says 'fine'

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Presto panics, and attempts to flee.
Presto flies SOUTH.

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Reikki massacres Marath with her pierce.

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Presto flies in from the SOUTH.

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Reikki charge into the breach before her sounding a great yell.

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Woozy utters some strange words.
A greenish-purple mist fills the air.

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Woozy slowly fades into existence.
Woozy comes out of hiding.
Woozy's attack disappears into a fold in space, missing Presto completely.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of the attack.
Marath's flesh sloughs off as he is engulfed in an acid fog.
Reikki heroically rescues Woozy.
Presto misses Reikki with his bludgeon.
Reikki massacres Presto with her pierce.

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Zod utters some strange words.
** Zod SUNRAYS **
Zod slowly fades into existence.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of Zod's attack.

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Kulde utters some strange words.
With a twinkle, a cloud of light appears.

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Presto says 'stop'

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Woozy utters some strange words.
A greenish-purple mist fills the air.

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Presto panics, and attempts to flee.
Presto flies SOUTH.

483H 202V 4323807X 55.00% 186C Exits:NESW> 'jerks
You say 'jerks'

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With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of the attack.
Woozy slowly fades into existence.
Woozy comes out of hiding.
Marath's flesh sloughs off as he is engulfed in an acid fog.
With a twinkle, a cloud of light moves closer to Tars.
With a twinkle, a cloud of light moves closer to Zod.
Droplets of acid alight UPon your skin and eat away patches of flesh.
Marath's flesh sloughs off as he is engulfed in an acid fog.
Woozy massacres Marath with his smite.
Reikki annihilates Marath with her pierce.

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Presto flies in from the SOUTH.

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Presto says 'ok stop'

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Kulde focuses harshly on Presto and utters some strange words.
Presto is ***PARALYZED***

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Dimian tells your group 'recall?'

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Presto's flesh sloughs off as he is engulfed in an acid fog.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of the attack.
Marath's flesh sloughs off as he is engulfed in an acid fog.
With a twinkle, a cloud of light moves closer to Tars.
With a twinkle, a cloud of light moves closer to Kulde.
Presto's flesh sloughs off as he is engulfed in an acid fog.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of the attack.
Marath's flesh sloughs off as he is engulfed in an acid fog.
Woozy massacres Marath with his smite.
Reikki annihilates Marath with her pierce.
Marath is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Marath echoes from somewhere nearby...

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Tars gets a large pile of coins from the corpse of Marath.

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Tars says 'take a hint'

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You get a glowing scroll of recall from a black leather beltpouch.

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Presto says 'we not wanting war'

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Presto's flesh sloughs off as he is engulfed in an acid fog.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of the attack.
With a twinkle, a cloud of light moves closer to Kulde.
Presto's flesh sloughs off as he is engulfed in an acid fog.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of the attack.

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Zod utters some strange words.
** Zod SUNRAYS **
Zod slowly fades into existence.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of Zod's attack.

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You stop using a black braided whip.
You grab a glowing scroll of recall.
You recite a glowing scroll of recall which dissolves.
The magic fails!

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Presto says 'stop pls'

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Woozy focuses harshly on Presto and utters some strange words.
Presto writhes in pain as some unseen force torments him.

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You watch in horrified fascination as Presto inhales deeply of the acidic fog then keels over as he is dissolved from the inside out.
Presto is dead! R.I.P.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of the attack.
With a twinkle, a cloud of light moves closer to Kulde.
With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of the attack.
The death cry of Presto echoes from somewhere nearby...

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With a quick weave, you slip out of the way of the attack.
With a twinkle, a cloud of light moves closer to Kulde.
The greenish-purple mist dissipates.
By the Guard Towers
The corpse of Presto is lying here.
The corpse of Marath is lying here.
A greenish-purple mist hangs in the air.
A cloud of light flashes and blinks about the area.

55 comments

runulv · 11 Nov 2012

Supreme intel skills you guys are showing... I wasn't even in either fight - sadly :)
Mwarg · 11 Nov 2012

Everything is your fault anyway!
ilya · 11 Nov 2012

Pretty sure its diplomacy?
daniel_1 · 11 Nov 2012

today i was driving down the road, and this guy cut me off on the highway

fucking tajs, your driving diplomacy is awful too.
Kuss · 12 Nov 2012

I'm pretty sure that's what you call a "dick move"
brandon · 12 Nov 2012

can you guys rename your clan to outlaw or the danes?

myth sure have changed! myth has been assimilated!
Kadaj · 12 Nov 2012

And Apoc looks the same in these two logs as they always do.
brandon · 12 Nov 2012

can you refer to which other logs you are talking about? oh you are just talking shit i get it
brandon · 12 Nov 2012

i like the guy who has no logs or anything to talk about commenting on this, as if he has just done something better..

way to go kadaj! maybe next wipe kadaj you can look back at all your logs.. oh wait you dont have any. maybe we died here, but atleast we showed our faces. so go back to your hole and observe what others are doing
meetalisher · 12 Nov 2012

i think he was referring to brandonclan always being dominated in pk, no matter the situation

edit: this is because you and john suck at pk. and before you start talking shit, remember when i was in your clan and you started a war with core and like 3 other clans, i was the only one who scored any kills without there being 10 of us on.
brandon · 12 Nov 2012

i remember you quit and died to us alot, and i dont remember you scoring anything, you basicaly suck all around. if you want to try to pk me you can, i will meet you anywhere you like. ok?
brandon · 12 Nov 2012

this is what your talking about here ALISHER?

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=3002

LOL, there is alot more. i have several logs of you dieing
jeppe · 12 Nov 2012

The Danes is an awesome clan name. Why didnt I think of that.
meetalisher · 12 Nov 2012

thanks for posting that log, it's one of my favorites. i think it goes a long way when an enemy makes up a poem about chasing you down - whereas the most effort anyone's put forward in anything besides pk'ing you is what i'm doing by typing this reply. if i wasn't in a peaceful clan i would love to pk you, but it's not at the top of my list right now. besides myth seems to have it covered douchebag! enjoy getting raped ahaha
brandon · 12 Nov 2012

lol, we can still fight. and then post the log here. i guess you are just a scared POS tho. but i already knew that
brandon · 12 Nov 2012

who do you play alisher? scared to say? granted if you are mine or wild since you obviously arent myth you will have protection. but if you arent, i bet you keep your mouth shut.

true statement
Gramm · 12 Nov 2012

or we could just not fight. i dont mean this in a disrespectful manner at all towards brandons clan. yea it will suck for a couple of us to die in myth. I personally dont want to fight apocs. im moreso worried that brandon is helping some new players come to be and this is how they will get chased away from the mud for this wipe. Apocs didnt pick this fight it was an aggressive move on myths part and out of line. so before this gets out of hand furthermore, lets understand that ALL of this was not necessary. No threats were issued before roar even initially. I personally wouldnt have supported that move without first laying down, hey this "IS" ours we "WILL" take it and we "WILL" kill for it also. I mean at that point if its worth fighting over at least a fight has been declared without roar,nightmare, sunray. I am almost positive apoc would have just said ok not worth warring have it. and if they didnt then at least they were given a damned choice in the matter. too much hatred spreading already lets keep myth off of that radar please. i will kill what jeppe points me at but id rather not start it over simple decays. a +dam? we must have enough of those to not trash an entire clans day for just 1.
Gramm · 12 Nov 2012

on a side note. this could have very easily been a revenge oppurtunity for the unknown myth members that were left gearless after some friendly apoc pk on them earlier this wipe.

Perhaps its not too late to just accept the trade in deaths and non returning of gear? and if it is good luck sirs!
brandon · 12 Nov 2012

locki i am not trying to argue with you, but the unknown myth you are referring to, was exactly that UNKNOWN.
not only were they unknown, the char in question Crane, it was unknown and recalled a tagged VM char, so yes we killed it. it wasnt just UNKNOWN and we pkd it, it recalled the freakin evil VM and did never declare it was ever MYTH untill we pk'd it..

just clearing that up!
Gramm · 12 Nov 2012

noted.
Kadaj · 12 Nov 2012

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2978

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2951

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2947

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2896

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2898

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2849

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2843

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2844

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2842

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2762

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=2259

I'll try and post the rest of them later.

I'm on my iPad, copy and paste takes too long

There are a few more, Brandon. "as if he has just done something better.. "
meetalisher · 13 Nov 2012

Author Message
brandon lol, we can still fight. and then post the log here. i guess you are just a scared POS tho. but i already knew that

Author Message
brandon who do you play alisher? scared to say? granted if you are mine or wild since you obviously arent myth you will have protection. but if you arent, i bet you keep your mouth shut.

true statement

the only true statement is the following one: you are such a fucking idiot haha, do you act like this in real life? i guess it would explain why your mud rep means so much, what with not having any friends and all
Mwarg · 13 Nov 2012

On a side note.
I'd like to give my apologies to the all over innocent Tajs and withdraw the baseless accusations posted a day or two prior to this moment.
I blame Nis now!
Can the log description be changed to "Ta_r_'s diplomacy skills"?
pablo · 13 Nov 2012

Actually it can :P Shame on your baseless accusations!
jorake · 13 Nov 2012

I mean you can bring up whatever you want. The guy that died never mentioned being myth till after he died.

You chose to attack a weaker clan for an item they had located before anyone else was in zone. I always thought it was trash tactics when bsp did it and I think its trashy now. U can also bring up that Ellinghad or whoever got a zone stolen but that wouldn't be fair would it. He was in Kharolis and we went straight to theiwar. Sorta lame that outlaw uses myth to pretend to be peaceful zoners.

Why would you continue killinng us after I had already said we would leave? That's my question. I didn't recall because you feared people into other rooms and I wanted them to get out. Instead I get parad and then marath dies. We didn't have a choice but to run back and try to attack after that.

Where's Mavlad and Shesh when you got problems with tajs. Jeez!
ilya · 13 Nov 2012

Evil Tajs, stop picking on people! We all know that just because you weren't in this log you telepathically told Nis and Jeppe to pk Apoc! Don't try to deny it.
brandon · 13 Nov 2012

ALISHER, do you hide in your house in real life when another man ask you outside? i would guess so, pussy!
ilya · 13 Nov 2012

Brandon, I would hide from you also if you were trying to get "physical" with me!
brandon · 13 Nov 2012

I just figured since you were posting how much better you are at pk, we could try to pk eachother you know..

but keep hiding!
brandon · 13 Nov 2012

haha, only in game. this isn't real!
JTpimpin · 13 Nov 2012

APOC for life
RaVaN · 13 Nov 2012

I got that nerd rage!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBeAjISBb2U
meetalisher · 13 Nov 2012

lol @ brandon!

usually when a man asks me out i just politely explain that i'm not gay, and take it as a compliment. apparently when a man asks YOU out you try to beat them up? except we aaaall know that usually ends in your broken and battered body getting anally penetrated while you cry like a baby! but hey it's ok though, cause if you end up getting pregnant usually your body shuts it down doesn't it?
jorake · 13 Nov 2012

Lol. These post are funny
brandon · 13 Nov 2012

ALISHER, i would comment on your post with a comeback. but i dont have to.. pretty sure you burned yourself! damn flamer
meetalisher · 13 Nov 2012

BRANDONBASF:ASDOAF!!!!!!!)*@#$!**@#$)

let me help you out with a few simple things:

1. capitalize the first letter of someone's name only
2. learn how to distinguish what is reality and what you think is reality - ie. in this last post you say you are 'pretty sure' i burned myself.. let me assist you: no i didn't, and you continue to prove yourself to be an idiot by posting your inner monologue on a public forum.
3. stop posting inner thoughts, get someone to proofread your post drafts before clicking the submit button
4. stop using flamer, that shit went out of style about the same time that you stopped being the 'cool kid,' which i think was around 8th grade
JTpimpin · 13 Nov 2012

please captitalize brandon... the fucking lower case letters at the beginning of the names hurts my eyes.. oh fuck i just did it too
brandon · 14 Nov 2012

ALISHER SAYS "usually when a man asks me out i just politely explain that i'm not gay, and take it as a compliment.

HAHAHAHA, you still dont get it?

i have never ever ever had a dude ask me out, and if a dude knocked on my door the last thing i would think is he is asking me out. ahahahahah

apparently you get dudes hitting on you all the time by your comment. FLAMER.. ofcourse i bet you are the one asking them out!!

now tell us who your mud char is so this entire forum can come pummel you with rocks
Kadaj · 14 Nov 2012

Wow.
brandon · 14 Nov 2012

what? i was being attacked! ok, im done with the back and forth game. back to mud!
daniel_1 · 15 Nov 2012

i've always struggled to understand why people feel the need to defend themselves in these posts
al · 15 Nov 2012

JT, time to hatch your master plan.

"Ok, it's disabled."

Mike opens chest.

10 death cries.
meetalisher · 15 Nov 2012

Dude... Are you mental? I used to think that you're an idiot but now I can see that you're both an idiot and a cocksucker. So let me put it to you this way: no one likes you on this mud. No one from your old clan returned to your new one because no one who gets to spend time around you can stand you. You obviously have a fucked up sense of respect for people, and are a bigot. I don't like you. Eat a dick.
brandon · 15 Nov 2012

damn, so you wont go out with me?
meetalisher · 15 Nov 2012

no thanks, i'm not into trannies, appreciate the compliment though
brandon · 15 Nov 2012

its not a compliment you just look queer
meetalisher · 15 Nov 2012

BRO! Do you even lift bro?! Come at me bro!
ilya · 15 Nov 2012

Simmer down with this BROmance over here. I think I speak for everyone you all need to take it somewhere PRIVATE!
xellos · 15 Nov 2012

very entertaining. you guys should be besties
runulv · 16 Nov 2012

how is that saying? something with the special olympics and retards... ?!!?
Monty · 16 Nov 2012

Easy there Bronan the Barbarian.
u05 · 16 Nov 2012

I'm glad I sat out this wipe (in favour of battlefield 3, guildwars 2 and diablo 3). The game look geared towards pissing ppl off. Both due to other players and immortals.
pablo · 16 Nov 2012

Perhaps if you moved your ass back to mud things would start getting interesting again :p
JTpimpin · 17 Nov 2012

Come at me bro, do you even lift. Lift the balls out of your mouth alisher you sound like a complete idiot.
meetalisher · 17 Nov 2012

says the douche whose "pimpin'" it and who can't understand written sarcasm? suck a dick!