COIN FLIP

The boy who never wins heads or tails

14 Jan 2012 · Submitted by coreyhubcap · POV: Corey · 725 views · ★ Score +2.1 · 27 votes

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c 'mind control' diesal
Who should the spell be cast upon?

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Market Square of Kalaman
This square is the busiest part of the city. People of all kinds walk
the city square of Kalaman. Shoppers, merchants and wagons go through this
square non-stop all day long. The air is filled with the smell of food,
spice and anything else you can think of. It is almost impossible to
stretch your arms here without hitting something or someone.

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sca
Looking north:
You see nothing special.
A cityguard of Kalaman looks about for signs of trouble.
Looking east:
You see nothing special.
Looking south:
You see nothing special.
<CORE> Diesal, Crusader against Krynn's woodland creatures is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.
A cityguard of Kalaman looks about for signs of trouble.
Looking west:
You see nothing special.
Looking up:
You see nothing special.
Looking down:
You see nothing special.

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Vingaard Avenue South
This is Vingaard Avenue, a well traveled street that runs north-south
through Kalaman. Just to the north, you see the busy city square and
Kalaman's own open air bazaar is to the east and west. Looking southward,
you see the Traveler's Lodge, where most visitors to Kalaman stay.
<CORE> Diesal, Crusader against Krynn's woodland creatures is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.

c 'mind control' diesal
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You utter the words, 'mind control'

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Diesal massacres YOU with his cleave.
Diesal is corroded, as he swings at you.

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c 'mind control' diesal

Diesal massacres YOU with his cleave.
Diesal is corroded, as he swings at you.
You miss Diesal with your bludgeon.

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You utter the words, 'mind control'
Diesal starts following you.

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o diesal rem all
fle
fle
fle
fle
fle
fle
Diesal stops using a small golden amulet.
Diesal stops using an officer's insignia.
Diesal stops using a suit of segmented coral armor.
Diesal stops using a feathered elven headband.
Diesal sinks gently to the ground.
Diesal stops using thin golden dragonscale legplates.
Diesal stops using a pair of hardened leather boots.
Diesal stops using a pair of smoke tarnished gauntlets.
Diesal stops using skull-encased black steel pauldrons.
Diesal stops using a thin jeweled belt.
Diesal stops using a white dragonarmy bracer.
Diesal unties the straps of a brass dwarven wristplate and removes it.
Diesal stops using an ornate twin-bladed battleaxe.

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You flee head over heels.
Open Air Bazaar of Kalaman
This is the famous open air bazaar of Kalaman. Many merchants travel
from far away places to do business at the bazaar. It is very crowded here.
Many of the citizens come here to shop or to just browse around. Some of
the items being sold are quite interesting, but you can't think of any uses
you would have for them.
A cityguard of Kalaman looks about for signs of trouble.
A tired traveller is looking around for the town's inn.
A merchant is here trying to sell you something.

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You're not fighting, why bother fleeing?

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Looking north:
You see nothing special.
Looking east:
You see nothing special.
<CORE> Diesal, Crusader against Krynn's woodland creatures is standing here.
. . . has a tough exterior.
Looking south:
You see nothing special.
Looking west:
You see nothing special.
Looking up:
You see nothing special.
Looking down:
You see nothing special.

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Vingaard Avenue South
This is Vingaard Avenue, a well traveled street that runs north-south
through Kalaman. Just to the north, you see the busy city square and
Kalaman's own open air bazaar is to the east and west. Looking southward,
you see the Traveler's Lodge, where most visitors to Kalaman stay.
<CORE> Diesal, Crusader against Krynn's woodland creatures is standing here.
. . . has a tough exterior.

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Diesal bursts into tears.

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Diesal bursts into tears.

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o diesal drop all
conjure wight
o wight get all
Diesal drops an ornate twin-bladed battleaxe.
Diesal drops a brass dwarven wristplate.
Diesal drops a white dragonarmy bracer.
Diesal drops a thin jeweled belt.
Diesal drops skull-encased black steel pauldrons.
Diesal drops a pair of smoke tarnished gauntlets.
Diesal drops a pair of hardened leather boots.
Diesal drops thin golden dragonscale legplates.
Diesal drops a feathered elven headband.
Diesal drops a suit of segmented coral armor.
Diesal drops an officer's insignia.
Diesal drops a small golden amulet.
Diesal drops a crystal shard necklace.
Diesal drops a meteor fragment.
Diesal drops a sample of cinnabar.
Diesal drops a spiked war axe.
Diesal drops some small gold links.
Diesal drops an adder's tongue fern leaf.
Diesal drops a short sword.
Diesal drops a white travelling cloak.
Diesal drops a waterskin.
Diesal drops a piece of bread.
Diesal drops a piece of bread.
Diesal drops a portable keg.
Diesal drops a crimson dust covered chest.

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You slowly clench your hand into a fist and clap it to your chest.
Bloated maggots wriggle in and vomit gore to reanimate Dralan the wight.

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Dralan the wight gets a crimson dust covered chest.
Dralan the wight gets a portable keg.
Dralan the wight gets a piece of bread.
Dralan the wight gets a piece of bread.
Dralan the wight gets a waterskin.
Dralan the wight gets a white travelling cloak.
Dralan the wight gets a short sword.
Dralan the wight gets an adder's tongue fern leaf.
Dralan the wight gets some small gold links.
Dralan the wight gets a spiked war axe.
Dralan the wight gets a sample of cinnabar.
Dralan the wight gets a meteor fragment.
Dralan the wight gets a crystal shard necklace.
Dralan the wight is zapped by a small golden amulet and instantly drops it.
Dralan the wight gets an officer's insignia.
Dralan the wight gets a suit of segmented coral armor.
Dralan the wight is zapped by a feathered elven headband and instantly drops it.
Dralan the wight gets thin golden dragonscale legplates.
Dralan the wight gets a pair of hardened leather boots.
Dralan the wight gets a pair of smoke tarnished gauntlets.
Dralan the wight gets skull-encased black steel pauldrons.
Dralan the wight gets a thin jeweled belt.
Dralan the wight gets a white dragonarmy bracer.
Dralan the wight gets a brass dwarven wristplate.

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Rahass arrives from the south.

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Rahass leaves north.

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Diesal arrives from the east.
Dralan the wight arrives from the east.
Open Air Bazaar of Kalaman
This is the famous open air bazaar of Kalaman. Many merchants travel
from far away places to do business at the bazaar. It is very crowded here.
Many of the citizens come here to shop or to just browse around. Some of
the items being sold are quite interesting, but you can't think of any uses
you would have for them.
A putrid wight, Dralan, watches maggots writhe within its abdominal cavity.
<CORE> Diesal, Crusader against Krynn's woodland creatures is standing here.
. . . has a tough exterior.
A cityguard of Kalaman looks about for signs of trouble.
A tired traveller is looking around for the town's inn.
A merchant is here trying to sell you something.

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Diesal arrives from the south.
Dralan the wight arrives from the south.
Market Street West
This is the busy market street, filled with people, shops and stands.
People from all over Krynn come to this town for trade and other business.
The town square is just to the east and the bazaars are to the north and
south. It really is very busy here.
A putrid wight, Dralan, watches maggots writhe within its abdominal cavity.
<CORE> Diesal, Crusader against Krynn's woodland creatures is standing here.
. . . has a tough exterior.

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Bugatti flies in from the west.

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Bugatti flies east.

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gt tick in ten
You tell your group 'tick in ten'

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give coin diesal
You give a lucky leprechaun's coin to Diesal.

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o diesal flip coin
Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

o diesal flip coin
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o diesal flip coin
329H 90V 1X 7.56% 3046C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

o diesal flip coin
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Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

o diesal flip coin
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o diesal flip coin
Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

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o diesal flip coin
Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

o diesal flip coin
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Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

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Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

watc diesal
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You now watch Diesal.

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o diesal flip coin
Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

o diesal flip coin
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Bryton tells your group 'Tic in about 10 seconds.'

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Diesal cries out in pain.

o diesal flip coin
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o diesal flip coin
Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

o diesal flip coin
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o diesal flip coin
Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

o diesal flip coin
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o diesal flip coin
That's some fast typing. Better take a break.

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o diesal flip coin
Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

o diesal flip coin
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Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

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Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal cries out in pain.

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Diesal flips a coin into the air with a smooth snap of the thumb.
Diesal has mysteriously been burned to death.
Diesal is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse

o diesal flip coin
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o diesal flip coin
The death cry of Diesal echoes from somewhere nearby...
Diesal stops following you.
You stop watching Diesal.
You couldn't find anyone to order around.

o diesal flip coin
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You couldn't find anyone to order around.

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You couldn't find anyone to order around.

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You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Diesal.
There were 1253 coins.
sp 1253

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exa corpse
You couldn't find anyone to order around.

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You couldn't find anyone to order around.

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You can't split 1253 evenly among the people in the room; splitting 1252 instead.
You divide 1252 coins equally among the group members present.

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It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
a lucky leprechaun's coin

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gt hahahahahah
You tell your group 'hahahahahah'

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get all corpse
You get a lucky leprechaun's coin from the corpse of Diesal.

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Dralan the wight arrives from the east.
Market Street West
This is the busy market street, filled with people, shops and stands.
People from all over Krynn come to this town for trade and other business.
The town square is not to far to the east through the crowd. Some other
notable sites are the Temple of Kalaman, which is just to the north of
Market Street, and Lord Calof's mansion to the south. Directly to the
south, you see a magic shop of strange and interesting artifacts.
A putrid wight, Dralan, watches maggots writhe within its abdominal cavity.
A small and weak looking horse is here awaiting its master.

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348H 128V 1X 7.56% 3673C Mem:2 Exits:NESW> Dralan the wight arrives from the east.
Market Street West
This is the busy market street, filled with people, shops and stands.
People from all over Krynn come to this town for trade and other business.
The town square is not to far to the east through the crowd. A small path
to the north will take you to the Temple of Kalaman, while to the south you
see a small building with a sign above the door.
A putrid wight, Dralan, watches maggots writhe within its abdominal cavity.

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Dralan the wight arrives from the east.
Market Street West
This is the busy market street, filled with people, shops and stands.
People from all over Krynn come to this town for trade and other business.
The town square is not to far to the east through the crowd. Some other
notable sites are the Temple of Kalaman, which is just to the north of
Market Street, and Lord Calof's mansion to the south.
A putrid wight, Dralan, watches maggots writhe within its abdominal cavity.

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Dralan the wight arrives from the east.
Market Street West
This is the busy market street, filled with people, shops and stands.
People from all over Krynn come to this town for trade and other business.
The town square is not to far to the east through the crowd. Some other
notable sites are the Temple of Kalaman, which is just to the north of
Market Street, and Lord Calof's mansion to the southeast.
A putrid wight, Dralan, watches maggots writhe within its abdominal cavity.
A large pigeon is here pecking at some bread crumbs.
A little girl is playing around in the street.

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Dralan the wight arrives from the east.
Intersection of Market Street and Wall Road
You are at the intersection of Market Street and Wall Road. Market
Street runs east-west through Kalaman, while Wall Road runs along the
inside of the city wall. Market Street is the busiest street in Kalaman;
many of the shops and stands are located here.
A putrid wight, Dralan, watches maggots writhe within its abdominal cavity.

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Dralan the wight arrives from the east.
Western City Gates
You are inside the western city gates. The gates are made of thick
wood, reinforced with iron bars, and are very tough to break. The gateway
is arched, and above you you can see steel bars that can slide down in case
of siege or attack.
A putrid wight, Dralan, watches maggots writhe within its abdominal cavity.
A sailor fresh off the boat is looking for a good time in town.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the western gates.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the western gates.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the western gates.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the western gates.

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Diesal tells you 'well done'

17 comments

yair · 14 Jan 2012

original!
Monty · 14 Jan 2012

Best log in a while
pablo · 14 Jan 2012

Hahaha, great log. For some reason it reminds me of the zillion earth elementals bashing Feroz in Palanthas west gate. By the way, Feroz still playing?
RaVaN · 14 Jan 2012

This was an awesome log!
keepitreal · 14 Jan 2012

hahaha wow this is epic

core is full of fucking retards lmao
eli · 14 Jan 2012

my internet penis is this 8==============@ big
reafe · 14 Jan 2012

rofl this log riz-owns!!!
Slunt · 14 Jan 2012

I have to admit this is an awesome log.

I don't really get how Cores are retards tho..
eli · 14 Jan 2012

he means cores are retards because they dont spend 18 hours/day mudding like corey and keepitreal
feroz · 14 Jan 2012

haha yeah, that was a while back holy crap, I play a little here and there in between working full time that's about it. Good log though, pretty hysterical.
lurane · 15 Jan 2012

funny log, funnier that core will do nothing about it.
keepitreal · 15 Jan 2012

^ Sad when people use playtime excuses as for why they are morons. If you couldn't figure out on the fly how to get out of this situation, you are full retard.
eli · 15 Jan 2012

some people don't take this game as seriously as you do. the play time comment is a reflection of that. this game is a distraction for me not the end all be all as it is for you/corey/andrew/mavlad
coreyhubcap · 15 Jan 2012

actually, nowclan probably takes this game the least seriously of anyone
al · 15 Jan 2012

i actually did laugh out loud when the coin flipping started! guy was probably like, what...
keepitreal · 15 Jan 2012

@ eli... lol, more excuses. So everybody better than you takes it more seriously, is that what tell yourself? If you are going to do anything, why not do it well.
A acceptable excuse would be: "well im on my iphone", or "my kids needed something and i was distracted", or "Im at work and had to do workstuff"...
the "i don't take it seriously" excuse is just something to say when you lose because you suck and have no other excuses. Nobody takes this shit seriously, its just a retarded game obviously.
robh · 15 Jan 2012

I thought that shit was hilarious, if im gonna die, im glad it was this way. as the log shows kudos to corey for finding an inventive way to pk.