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Swa's wife dies

good luck on those cooking classes elena

13 Sep 2011 · Submitted by bryton · POV: NOOKA · 618 views · ★ Score +0.0 · 4 votes
337H 166V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:D> You miss Louli with your slash.

337H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:Perfect] Mem:2 Exits:D>
You miss Louli with your slash.
Louli slowly fades into existence.
Louli bruises YOU with her slash.
Louli is chilled as she passes through your freezing aura.

336H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
You miss Louli with your slash.
Louli bruises YOU with her slash.
Louli is chilled as she passes through your freezing aura.

335H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D> gt wtf why can
You miss Louli with your slash.
Louli's blow is absorbed by your armor.
Louli is chilled as she passes through your freezing aura.

335H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D> t i hit
You are not a member of a group.

335H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D> eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>           a glowing sandstone ring..it glows dimly
<worn on finger>           a black runed ring..it glows blue
<worn around neck>         a necklace of snake rattles..it glows blue
<worn around neck>         a necklace of nephaline fragments..it glows blue..it hums softly
<worn on body>             a robe of dirt and grass
<worn on head>             a pair of wire-framed spectacles..it glows blue
<worn about body>          an ivory-colored leather backpack (invisible)..it glows blue..it glows dimly
<worn around right wrist>  a bronze bracelet set with clear stones..it glows blue
<used in both hands>       the scythe of autumn..it glows blue..it hums softly

335H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
You bruise Louli with your slash.
You feel a sharp chill as you swing through Louli's freezing aura.
Louli bruises YOU with her slash.
Louli is chilled as she passes through your freezing aura.

323H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D> reply why cant i hit
You tell Muir 'why cant i hit'

323H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
You miss Louli with your slash.
Louli bruises YOU with her slash.
Louli is chilled as she passes through your freezing aura.

322H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
Muir tells you 'do you have that weapon trained?'

322H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
You bruise Louli with your slash.
You feel a sharp chill as you swing through Louli's freezing aura.
Louli bruises YOU with her slash.
Louli is chilled as she passes through your freezing aura.

307H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
You miss Louli with your slash.
Louli bruises YOU with her slash.
Louli is chilled as she passes through your freezing aura.

306H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D> gt
Muir looks at you.

306H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D> ya
You are not a member of a group.

306H 166V 10638303X 750C [Nooka:V.Good] [Louli:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D> eq
Louli panics, and attempts to flee.
Louli flies down.

306H 166V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:D>
You are using:
<worn on finger>           a glowing sandstone ring..it glows dimly
<worn on finger>           a black runed ring..it glows blue
<worn around neck>         a necklace of snake rattles..it glows blue
<worn around neck>         a necklace of nephaline fragments..it glows blue..it hums softly
<worn on body>             a robe of dirt and grass
<worn on head>             a pair of wire-framed spectacles..it glows blue
<worn about body>          an ivory-colored leather backpack (invisible)..it glows blue..it glows dimly
<worn around right wrist>  a bronze bracelet set with clear stones..it glows blue
<used in both hands>       the scythe of autumn..it glows blue..it hums softly

306H 166V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:D>
The receptionist sighs and starts flipping through a leather bound book.

306H 166V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:D> d
The wonderful smell of spiced potatoes makes your stomach rumble.
The Inn of the Last Home
    The Inn of the Last Home is a cozy tavern. The smells of rich food and
the sounds of merry music overflow your senses. A huge fireplace dominates
one wall and a warm glow emanates from its flames. Small tables fill the
room. A stairway leads up, further into the tree, while another stairway
leads down to the forest below.
<Myth> Princess Louli is standing here. (red-handed) (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.
A small child plays with some colorful objects.
Otik watches you calmly, while he skillfully mixes a drink.

306H 165V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:SWUD> sca
Louli utters the words, 'eastern winds'.

306H 165V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:SWUD> n
Looking north:
You see nothing special.
Looking east:
You see nothing special.
Looking south:
You see nothing special.
A wizened old man sits at a corner table sipping at a cup of tea.
Looking west:
You see nothing special.
A red-haired young lady is wiping down a table here.
A young elf is making a few coins by playing his harp for the locals.
A tall stone-faced barbarian stands guard over his lover.
A beautiful woman sits here, clasping a plain wooden staff.
Tanis Half-Elven paces the room looking concerned.
Looking up:
You see nothing special.
Muir the Male Gnome is resting here. (red aura)
A girl twirls her hair in the Solace Tourist Information booth.
A man wearing heavy armor is standing here.
A receptionist sits here doing her nails.
Looking down:
You see nothing special.
Jimmer Fredette, Aint Nothin But Net is standing here.
A stray dog slowly moves about the area, sniffing the nearby trees.
A stray dog slowly moves about the area, sniffing the nearby trees.

306H 165V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:SWUD> kill l
Louli flies down.

306H 165V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:SWUD> ouli
They aren't here.

306H 165V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:SWUD> d

Muir arrives from above.

306H 165V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:SWUD> A Small Side Street
    You stand before the largest vallenwood you have ever seen. It towers
up above the rest of the huge vallenwoods and appears to touch the clouds
above. When you look up into the vallenwood, you see an extravagantly
decorated tavern that has been built in and among the limbs of the tree.
The clearing stretches on towards the north and you see Northern Avenue to
the east. A spiral stairway winds down from the tavern above, reaching the
ground a short distance away. A small sign is posted next to the stairway.
A long torch functions as a street lamp here.
<Myth> Princess Louli is sitting here, fighting Jimmer. (red-handed) (flying) (invisible)
. . . has a granite appearance.
Jimmer Fredette, Aint Nothin But Net is standing here, fighting Louli.
A stray dog slowly moves about the area, sniffing the nearby trees.
A stray dog slowly moves about the area, sniffing the nearby trees.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU> k
Muir arrives from above.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU> ill l
Muir focuses harshly on Louli and utters some strange words.
Louli cries out in pain as Muir grabs her.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU>

Louli wavers under Jimmer's mighty slash!
Jimmer bruises Louli with his slash.
Jimmer is chilled, as he swings at Louli.
Louli misses Jimmer with her slash.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU> c They aren't here.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU> 'para'
A small kitten arrives from the north.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU> louli
You utter the words, 'paralysis'
Louli is paralyzed!

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU>
Muir focuses harshly on Louli and utters some strange words.
Louli cries out in pain as Muir grabs her.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU>
Jimmer bruises Louli with his slash.
Jimmer is chilled, as he swings at Louli.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU> c 'fir' lo
Jimmer crashes into Louli in a thundering collision, knocking her to the ground!

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU> u
A dog that was nearby suddenly bounds east in search of another tree.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:2 Exits:NEU> li
!
You utter the words, 'fire storm'
Louli is crushed by a wall of fire.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU> !
!

Jimmer massacres Louli with his slash.
Jimmer is chilled, as he swings at Louli.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU>
A small kitten purrs contentedly.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU> !
You utter the words, 'fire storm'
Your wall of flames crushes Louli, who barely utters a death cry.
You receive 0 experience.
Louli is dead! R.I.P.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU>
A small kitten rubs up against Muir's leg.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU>
The death cry of Louli echoes from somewhere nearby...

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU>
A small kitten rubs up against Muir's leg.
Muir is zapped by Greenswathe and instantly drops it.
Muir is zapped by a ruby shield and instantly drops it.
Muir is zapped by a pair of crystal crimson armbands and instantly drops it.
Muir gets a pair of blue gloves from the corpse of Louli.
Muir is zapped by a small circlet of platinum and instantly drops it.
Muir is zapped by a chasuble and instantly drops it.
Muir is zapped by a sable cloak and instantly drops it.
Muir is zapped by an obsidian aspen leaf and instantly drops it.
Muir is zapped by a shimmering purple ring and instantly drops it.
Muir is zapped by a white gold ring and instantly drops it.
Muir gets a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a loaf of bread from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a juicy orange from the corpse of Louli.
Muir is zapped by a dusty granite stone and instantly drops it.
Muir gets a grey stone from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets an aquamarine potion from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a small wooden chest from the corpse of Louli.
Muir gets a small wooden chest from the corpse of Louli.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU> get all corpse

A small kitten purrs contentedly.
A small kitten leaves east.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU> ge
Jimmer is zapped by a dusty granite stone and instantly drops it.
Jimmer is zapped by a white gold ring and instantly drops it.
Jimmer is zapped by a shimmering purple ring and instantly drops it.
Jimmer is zapped by an obsidian aspen leaf and instantly drops it.
Jimmer is zapped by a sable cloak and instantly drops it.
Jimmer is zapped by a chasuble and instantly drops it.
Jimmer is zapped by a small circlet of platinum and instantly drops it.
Jimmer is zapped by a pair of crystal crimson armbands and instantly drops it.
Jimmer is zapped by a ruby shield and instantly drops it.
Jimmer is zapped by Greenswathe and instantly drops it.
Jimmer gets the corpse of Louli.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU> t all
Who should the spell be cast upon?

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU> Who should the spell be cast upon?

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU> Who should the spell be cast upon?

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU> What are you trying to get from?

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU> You are zapped by Greenswathe and instantly drop it.
You get a ruby shield.
You get a pair of crystal crimson armbands.
You get a small circlet of platinum.
You get a chasuble.
You get a sable cloak.
You get an obsidian aspen leaf.
You get a shimmering purple ring.
You get a white gold ring.
You get a dusty granite stone.
You can't seem to get a street lamp.

306H 164V 10638303X 750C Mem:3 Exits:NEU> look

Louli arrives from above.

28 comments

  1. RaVaN · 13 Sep 2011
    I think seeing a druid paraing a druid is hilarious for some reason...dunno why, but it is.
  2. ilya · 13 Sep 2011
    When I read the title I thought it was a log of Eric dying!
  3. kreachor · 13 Sep 2011
    Ilya, stop being so upset that Tribys' cat Roudy out damages Pancho the half Gully Dwarf.

    Pancho barley claws a gully dwarf, Ilya's long lost cousin.
    Roudy the black cat massacres a gully dwarf, Ilya's long lost cousin.
  4. ilya · 13 Sep 2011
    Im killing Roudy next time I log, over and over and over!
  5. Triby · 13 Sep 2011
    Eek! Don't kill my cat...Eric's the one talking trash kill him!
  6. ilya · 13 Sep 2011
    nope, Roudy's a goner!
  7. deraj · 13 Sep 2011
    Haha, well the marriage isnt official yet there shortbus. Funny that you didnt include the log of you dying 20 mins before this. and the other 8 deaths the few days before.
  8. louli · 13 Sep 2011
    hehe well would look so much prettier if u upload the how many times i killed u today :P at least i was nicer , i returned gear and didnt rip u over and over again which now i think i totally should have :) cheers
  9. Monty · 13 Sep 2011
    I wanna play I wanna play! Who is fighting who so I can pick a side!
  10. bryton · 13 Sep 2011
    Ok it was a legend Mage and Druid vs level 30 nooka. And the other times I've died it was 3-5 vs 1.. Keep bragging dude you're so amazing. Oh and louli no offense but you would of never pked me if it wasnt for 2-3 rq mages poofing.. Keep it up guys top clans in game atm vs nooka.... Jeez I might as well quit..
  11. deraj · 13 Sep 2011
    Better pick our side monty!
  12. deraj · 13 Sep 2011
    Just one day in the life of Bryton:

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>look

    A Room of Impossibility
    This room was obviously created by someone of extreme intelligence to hinder progress of adventurers. It has been said that only the “chosen one” can pass through the almost transparent door that lies to the south. Closer examination of this barrier reveals that it is extremely cold, even covered in frost. Upon touching the frost, you come to the conclusion that holding your hand against it would for sure result in frostbite. Who is this person of legend that could pass through you wonder…
    Peering through the translucent barrier of the door, you can see a padded room on the other side.
    A large bouncer is here guarding the door, completely ignoring you.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    Riding his impressively short bus, Bryton arrives from the north.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    Bryton leaps off his short bus and yells some foolishness that sounds much like “NAAARF!”

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    You say ‘I are Mavlad, King of the Moustache clan, can help me get other side door?’

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)> look bryton

    Bryton is using:
    <worn around neck> a drool rag
    <worn on head> the helmet of window-licker strength…it glows dimly
    <worn on body> a pillow strapped with twine
    <worn around waist> a loincloth cut from mother Bryton’s living room curtain
    <used in primary hand> a dull stick
    <used in secondary hand> the sphere of anti-intelligence

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    Bryton says ‘me thinks so?’

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    You say ‘If can get to on other side of big door, great riches will be ours’

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    Bryton nods at you.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    Bryton takes a long look at the frosted translucent barrier.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    Bryton APPEARS to be thinking.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    Before you can say another word, Bryton steps close to the barrier, tongue extended out. As you watch in horror, Bryton’s tongue welds to the frost. The large bouncer arches his eyebrow in disbelief and says “you are the chosen one.”

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    You gasp in astonishment.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    A gully dwarf appears in a puff of smoke.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    The gully dwarf looks at Bryton and says ‘Wow you stupid! You the one!’

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N(S)>

    The frozen barrier guarding the room to the south disappears.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:NS>

    The gully dwarf gives The Key of Droolers to Bryton and vanishes.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:NS>s

    You leave south.
    Bryton arrives from the north.
    A Padded Room
    The ceiling and walls of this room are completely made of a soft material. You cant help but wonder why this room exists. Sitting against the southern wall of this room is a large chest.
    Bryton is standing here.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N>

    Bryton anxiously runs over to the chest and unlocks it.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N>

    Bryton opens a large chest.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N>

    Bryton gets The Book Wonders from a large chest.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N>

    Bryton says ‘me read’

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N>

    Bryton sits down.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N>

    A white flash almost blinds you as Bryton opens the Book of Wonders. As Bryton opens the first page of the book all the way, a picture pops up out of the book. This book was obviously made for the “chosen one”, being nothing but a pop-up book, having no words. After examining each pop-up picture of the book, you conclude that the book has nothing more to offer than a short story of the Short Bus origins.

    651H 139V 1X 3565C Exits:N>

    Bryton says ‘Short Bus!’

    Bryton appears to drool and smile at the same time.



















  13. bryton · 13 Sep 2011
    You know someone has issues with being insecure when they go that much out of their way to try and make fun of someone on a text based game..
  14. Kadaj · 13 Sep 2011
    hahahahahahahhahaha jared, this was great. Bryton, I just still can't decide if you are brave or stupid. Daniel said 'you have to give him credit, he takes his deaths like a champ' I disagree. I just think you are too stupid to realize when defeated! Jared wins this round.
  15. deraj · 13 Sep 2011
    Haha
  16. ilya · 13 Sep 2011
    hahahahahahahahaha
  17. reafe · 13 Sep 2011
    roflchopper!
  18. bryton · 13 Sep 2011
    @ kadaj well not much I can do to stop rq from attacking me but it takes like 30 min to re xp and then I'm back to 1x so dying every once in a while doesn't matter. It's much better then repopping all the Druid spells in the game.
  19. simba · 13 Sep 2011
    Under a log of this title: "Swa's wife dies"

    Bryton made this comment: "You know someone has issues with being insecure when they go that much out of their way to try and make fun of someone on a text based game.. "

    ..

    ....


    Brilliant.
  20. bryton · 13 Sep 2011
    Typing 3 words isn't really going out of my way..
  21. drdactyl · 13 Sep 2011
    Spamming refresh to get the last word might be considered going out of your way.
  22. reed23 · 13 Sep 2011
    Whatever moron wrote that needs to get off unemployment and get a job!!!!! Or congratulations for already landing a government job that lets you surf online all day!
  23. bryton · 14 Sep 2011
    Spamming? Learn to read time bud!
  24. daniel_1 · 14 Sep 2011
    Bryton appears to drool and smile at the same time.

    i laughed
  25. pogie · 14 Sep 2011
    LOL, that was better than reading the kill log.
  26. sybul · 14 Sep 2011
    holly shit batman that just really made your ass look hella stupid........ROFL holly shit really fucking stupid do you want cheese with that whine?
  27. al · 14 Sep 2011
    lolololol funny! even bryton had to laugh when he read that.
  28. kreachor · 14 Sep 2011
    Well, sufs is not a pop-up book......