Faster than a speeding wh.....

I doubt he seen that coming...

6 Feb 2011 · Submitted by jorake · POV: Corbon · 743 views · ★ Score -2.1 · 28 votes

644H 153V 1X 24.34% 1643C +46+ Mem:1 Exits:NESW(U)>
Shpaxenblumber gives his javelin a quick thrust and twist, as he strikes Kong in
the back with it.
Kong is stunned, but will likely regain consciousness again.
Dralan utters some strange words.
A bright bulb of light pops up over Dralan's head.

644H 153V 1X 24.34% 1643C +47+ Mem:1 Exits:NESW(U)>
Ekarniy tells your group 'king'

644H 153V 1X 24.34% 1643C +47+ Mem:1 Exits:NESW(U)>
Shpaxenblumber drives his javelin to an opening in Kong's armor.
Shpaxenblumber obliterates Kong with his pierce.
You receive 0 experience.
Kong is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Kong echoes from somewhere nearby...

644H 153V 1X 24.34% 1643C +48+ Mem:1 Exits:NESW(U)>The corpse doesn't seem to have
what you are looking for.

644H 153V 1X 24.34% 1643C +48+ Mem:1 Exits:NESW(U)>It's a pretty ghastly sight!
Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
a gnarled, mossy staff of wood and stone..it glows blue
a red silk sash

644H 153V 1X 24.34% 1643C +48+ Mem:1 Exits:NESW(U)>
Shpaxenblumber flies north.
Richelle flies north.
Sol flies north.

9 comments

lurane · 6 Feb 2011

Wow posting a log killing a nude 25 spy druid - suf must be really desperate for hits or something. Did you guys all jerk off to the log after of how great you were?
jorake · 6 Feb 2011

Wow. Shut the fuck up. It's a hilarious log. The funny part being Shesh probably didn't even know he was there. And walked past the room - stabbed Kong - kept walking pretty much oblivious to anything that happened . So just vote it a 5 for that alone and fuck off.
lurane · 6 Feb 2011

Cool I did toede today, I'll send the log - I killed a level 4 guy that stole my slig camp too, I'll send that in as well, or its only cool and elite when bsp do it? Maybe ill post a log of us actually killing ochre......
jorake · 6 Feb 2011

Post what you want! That's the point. If you think it brings any type of entertaining or comedic value for others to read and enjoy and get a laugh out of. PLEASE! Post it! Stop hating!
Loretta · 6 Feb 2011

here is rules what logs allowed to be posted. And this one allowed. Period.
mavlad · 6 Feb 2011

does lurane sad very much that we logged into wild main time with not our best chars and forced you to rent since wilds got scared to fight?
Slunt · 6 Feb 2011

Well one thing is for sure.

Something that has to be explained to everyone not involved is with out a doubt HILARIOUS

Thanks Jorke, i would have never got it.
suf · 6 Feb 2011

Here's what is considered before a log is approved:

1. Only approve logs if they are submitted in plain text. If logs have a bunch of garbage characters, do not approve them no matter how amusing.

2. If a log does not contain a PK death, do not approve it. I will decide whether to approve any logs without PK deaths.

3. Don't approve logs with zone or object keywords.

4. DO NOT approve Chaos Day logs.
Kong · 7 Feb 2011

Poor old Kong is 2/2 in pk logs.