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Predictably Delightful

3 Jun 2009 · Submitted by eddiex · POV: Eddiex · 706 views · ★ Score +1.0 · 6 votes
286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:2 Exits:S> You utter the words, 'relocate'
A Dark Guild
    A sickening stench, like unwashed human, fills the room. Padding
covers the floor and weapons grace the walls. There is very little light
in this room. As your eyes adjust, you notice a huge form against the
far wall.
<RINO> Barfnockles is resting here. (flying)
A huge, hulking barbarian approaches you, scowling.
A cityguard stands here, keeping a wary eye out for troublemakers.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:3 Exits:E>
Barfnockles stands up.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:3 Exits:E>
Barfnockles flies east.

****barfnockles pauses for flags*****

Wall Road
     This road runs north-south along side of the city walls. The walls are
quite sturdy, made of huge flagstones to protect the city from foreign
assaults. Most of the homes are also located along the wall road, but most
of the doors are locked and you aren't interested in them anyway.
<RINO> Barfnockles is standing here. (flying)

286H 108V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:3 Exits:NSW>
Barfnockles focuses on you and utters some strange words.

286H 108V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:3 Exits:NSW>
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.

286H 108V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:3 Exits:NSW>
You utter the words, 'web'
Your webbing narrowly misses him.

286H 108V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:4 Exits:NSW>
Barfnockles flies north.

286H 108V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:4 Exits:NSW> n
Intersection of Market Street and Wall Road
     You are at the intersection of Market Street and Wall Road. Market
Street runs east-west through Kalaman, while Wall Road runs along the
inside of the city wall. Market Street is the busiest street in Kalaman;
many of the shops and stands are located here.

286H 107V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> scan
Looking north:
You see nothing special.
A little girl is playing around in the street.
A street cleaner is walking about, cleaning up the trash.
Looking east:
You see nothing special.
<RINO> Barfnockles is standing here. (flying)
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the eastern gates.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the eastern gates.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the eastern gates.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the eastern gates.
Looking south:
You see nothing special.
Looking west:
You see nothing special.
A cityguard of Kalaman looks about for signs of trouble.
Looking up:
You see nothing special.
Looking down:
You see nothing special.

286H 107V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> yell amateur
You yell 'amateur'

***** little later ****

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Exits:E>
Barfnockles tells you 'lol wimp'
You tell Barfnockles 'amateur'
Barfnockles tells you 'i left gate guards, fight if u want'
Barfnockles tells you 'im no puss'
You tell Barfnockles 'sure'
286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:2 Exits:E> t barfnockles 1\;c 'north';spam dirs;kill
You tell Barfnockles '1;c 'north''

***** kinda disrupted by unplanned plans *****

286H 91V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> e
Market Square of Kalaman
     This square is the busiest part of the city. People of all kinds walk
the city square of Kalaman. Shoppers, merchants and wagons go through this
square non-stop all day long. The air is filled with the smell of food,
spice and anything else you can think of. It is almost impossible to
stretch your arms here without hitting something or someone.
<RINO> Barfnockles is standing here. (flying)

286H 90V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> c 'web' barfnockles
You utter the words, 'web'
Your webbing narrowly misses him.

286H 90V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:2 Exits:NESW> c 'e d' barfnockles
You utter the words, 'energy drain'
You drain Barfnockles of some of his energy.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:2 Exits:NESW>
Barfnockles focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You feel new life flow within you.
Barfnockles gropes at you, in vain.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:2 Exits:NESW> !

You pierce Barfnockles very hard.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:2 Exits:NESW>
You utter
the words, 'energy drain'
You drain Barfnockles of some of his energy.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NESW>
Barfnockles focuses harshly on you and utters the words, 'dispel magic'.
Your detect invisibility wears off.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NESW> !

Lorelei tells your group 'im here now'

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NESW>
Someone focuses harshly on Barfnockles and utters the words, 'web'.
Someone shoots webs at Barfnockles but narrowly misses him!

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You utter
the words, 'energy drain'
You make a feeble attempt at draining Barfnockles.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Barfnockles utters some strange words.
Barfnockles heals Barfnockles.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Lorelei tells your group 'what happened'

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW> c 'ho m'
Someone focuses harshly on Barfnockles and utters the words, 'hold person'.
You utter the words, 'hold monster'

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW> who
Barfnockles focuses harshly on you and utters the words, 'dispel magic'.
You suddenly notice that your body is in focus once again.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW> b

Someone tells your group 'nothing looking'

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>

You sense Lorelei using you for a magical anchor.
Lorelei appears before you in a puff of smoke.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW> c 'for'
Modo flies in from the west.
Wiegraf flies in from the west.
Pootsy flies in from the west.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Modo
flies east.
Wiegraf flies east.
Pootsy flies east.
Someone focuses harshly on Barfnockles and utters the words, 'hold person'.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW> Modo
flies in from the east.
Wiegraf flies in from the east.
Pootsy flies in from the east.

286H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Perfect] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
You are sent sprawling as Modo crashes into you.

256H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Good] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW> c
Wiegraf says 'ref'

256H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Good] [Barfnockles:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Someone utters some strange words.
Trilla slowly fades into existence.
Lorelei is shredded by shards of ice.
Someone is shredded by shards of ice.
Your body is torn by huge pieces of ice.
Barfnockles is shredded by shards of ice.

214H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Fair] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5
Pootsy says 'im here for morale support'

214H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Fair] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NEre
Barfnockles focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You feel new life flow within you.
Barfnockles gropes at you, in vain.

215H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Good] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW> c re
Someone misses Trilla with their hit.
Lorelei pierces Trilla hard.
Modo massacres YOU with his stab.
You pierce Barfnockles very hard.
You are surrounded by 2 duplicate images.
You feel an odd sensation after you strike with your dagger.

190H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Fair] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW> cal
You step aside as Wiegraf tries to bash you, causing him to tumble and fall face
down.

190H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Fair] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW> l
Lorelei stops using a bead of rain.
Lorelei grabs a glowing scroll of recall.
Lorelei recites a glowing scroll of recall.
Lorelei disappears.

190H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Fair] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>

Someone focuses harshly on Barfnockles and utters the words, 'hold person'.

190H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Fair] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Jones slowly fades into existence.
Jones misses you and destroys an image.

190H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Fair] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Trilla utters some strange words.
Someone is shredded by shards of ice.
Trilla destroys your mirror image.
The images around you fade out of existance.
Your body is torn by huge pieces of ice.
Barfnockles is shredded by shards of ice.
Nodrum arrives from the north.

158H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Fair] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Nodrum leaves south.

158H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Fair] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Pootsy looks at someone.

158H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Fair] [Barfnockles:Good] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Jones massacres YOU with his slash.
Wiegraf massacres YOU with his crush.
Modo massacres YOU with his stab.
You miss Barfnockles with your pierce.
Barfnockles misses you with his hit.
Someone is shredded by shards of ice.
Someone is shredded by shards of ice.
Your body is torn by huge pieces of ice.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Barfnockles is shredded by shards of ice.

51H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Awful] [Barfnockles:Fair] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Schlum tells you 'mass log rino'

51H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Awful] [Barfnockles:Fair] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Pootsy says 'vista is trash'

51H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Awful] [Barfnockles:Fair] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Archimboldi panics, and attempts to flee.
Archimboldi leaves east.

51H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Awful] [Barfnockles:Fair] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Someone utters the words, 'relocate'.
You can't do this sitting!

51H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Awful] [Barfnockles:Fair] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
You are sent sprawling as Modo crashes into you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

21H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Awful] [Barfnockles:Fair] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Jones starts using a dark black shield as a shield.

21H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C [Eddiex:Awful] [Barfnockles:Fair] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Trilla utters some strange words.
Someone is shredded by shards of ice.
You feel your life escaping your body, as hundreds of ice shards pierce you.
You're dead.

-11H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Someone tells your clan '3 rino now'

-11H 109V 5503863X 0.85% 0C Mem:5 Exits:NESW> You no longer sense the hidden channels
of magic.
You sense the protective magic about you fade away.
The air around you loses its solidity.
As your body falls to the ground, several pages are torn from your spellbooks.
You now follow someone.
You stop following someone.

15 comments

  1. Trilla · 3 Jun 2009
    If you predict your own demise but walk into it isn't that suiciding?

    And we're trash?
  2. Trilla · 3 Jun 2009
    Yeah I'm secretly Kyle the newbie you keep killing lol

    Actually I havent posted a log in 3 wipes and forgot my password.
  3. barfnockles · 3 Jun 2009
    it's obviously been edited to remove the parts where he tries to bring 4 people to kill me.
  4. barfnockles · 3 Jun 2009
    first you say its not editing and then you say its editing. then you claim its not dumb to bring more people to kill one person only to get upset when your own "amateur" tactics worked against you. i mean really, is all that crying necessary?

    lets just play and enjoy whats left of this dying game.
  5. jrrestad · 3 Jun 2009
    I disagree that it is dying. Lets not kill it faster? Or rather, at all!
  6. Seq · 3 Jun 2009
    I am posting on my old suf's site id Eddiex, to proclaim to the Arctic world that I am Dikaiopolis, and I secretly have multis in Wild clan of the 10th wipe.

    Eddiex you talk bigger than anybody except maybe Andrew, the only difference is you have nothing to talk big about. Good job bragging about predicting your own death.
    Why did you have such a hissy fit when we killed some chars from another clan? (That's a rhetorical question.)

    PS- actually the other difference is that Andrew has much better grammar & diction.
    PPS- Jones rules
  7. Trilla · 3 Jun 2009
    eddie is actually a genius. I know I would trade my set to take 2 million xp away from BARFNOCKLES. He's that good.
  8. jrrestad · 3 Jun 2009
    Be fair, 4million. Drained twice
  9. Sonni · 3 Jun 2009
    Why yall ragging on Eddie. All I see is a guy that's not too concerned with his gear and wants to have fun with you guys. Isn't that what it's all about?
  10. Monty · 3 Jun 2009
    Hey. I bet if I stand in Tarsis square Otlw would kill me 2.
  11. yair · 3 Jun 2009
    I bet you 1000 coins we wont!
  12. Rich_E · 3 Jun 2009
    So who is RINO clan anyways, are they old players, new players?
  13. Phaergas · 4 Jun 2009
    pkills haven't changed in all these years, still a lot of trash talk, and a lot of I'm better than you.

    IMO: if you engage in Pkill anything and everything goes, even if they are flimsy trashy tacticts, not all people can be sassy,.
    Keep up the logs Ithey are very enjoyable
  14. Corey · 4 Jun 2009
    Author Message
    Sonni Why yall ragging on Eddie. All I see is a guy that's not too concerned with his gear and wants to have fun with you guys. Isn't that what it's all about?

    Wasn't he bitching nonstop about RINO not having gear? How can you say he doesn't care about gear?
  15. Sonni · 4 Jun 2009
    Maybe so, what ever. Have fun guys, enjoying the logs.