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Who are you?

I was taunting some maels and then a few minutes later this guy random poofs me. I still have no idea who he is, but Pasis coming in was sort of icing on the cake.

7 Feb 2009 · Submitted by loflika · POV: Leland · 625 views · ★ Score +0.8 · 6 votes
309H 52V 11041172X 270C Exits:W> tell karbon i dont like people who randomly relocate to me
You tell Karbon 'i dont like people who randomly relocate to me'

309H 52V 11041172X 270C Exits:W> tell karbon if you poof to me again, i'll report you for abuse of spells
You tell Karbon 'if you poof to me again, i'll report you for abuse of spells'

309H 52V 11041172X 270C Exits:W> l
The King's Room
A stout elven guard stands here, protecting the King.
A stout elven guard stands here, protecting the King.
A stout elven guard stands here, protecting the King.
The elven king paces around, pondering some unknown problem.

309H 52V 11041172X 270C Exits:W>
Karbon tells you 'oh man i guess your not the same person i remember'

309H 98V 11041172X 270C Exits:W> tell karbon you can come loot this staff if you want though
You tell Karbon 'you can come loot this staff if you want though'

309H 144V 11041172X 270C Exits:W> i
You are carrying:
a putrid potion [3]
a large waterskin [7]
a twisted wand
a red hued staff of vallenwood
an old looking key
a milky potion of see invisible
a glowing scroll of recall..it glows dimly [2]
a small wooden chest

309H 144V 11041172X 270C Exits:W>
Leash shouts 'elven pike for sale'

309H 144V 11041172X 270C Exits:W> tell karbon im leaving
You tell Karbon 'im leaving'

309H 144V 11041172X 270C Exits:W>
Karbon appears before you in a puff of smoke.
A stout elven guard focuses harshly on Karbon and utters the words, 'weaken'.
A stout elven guard massacres Karbon with his smite.
A stout elven guard is burned, as he swings at Karbon.
A stout elven guard focuses harshly on Karbon and utters the words, 'weaken'.
A stout elven guard massacres Karbon with his smite.
A stout elven guard is burned, as he swings at Karbon.
A stout elven guard focuses harshly on Karbon and utters the words, 'weaken'.
A stout elven guard massacres Karbon with his smite.
A stout elven guard is burned, as he swings at Karbon.
The elven king CRASHES into Karbon in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!

309H 144V 11041172X 270C Exits:W>
The elven king annihilates Karbon with his hit.
The elven king is burned, as he swings at Karbon.
The elven king annihilates Karbon with his hit.
The elven king is burned, as he swings at Karbon.
A stout elven guard massacres Karbon with his smite.
A stout elven guard is burned, as he swings at Karbon.
A stout elven guard massacres Karbon with his smite.
A stout elven guard is burned, as he swings at Karbon.
A stout elven guard massacres Karbon with his smite.
A stout elven guard is burned, as he swings at Karbon.
A stout elven guard annihilates Karbon with his smite.
A stout elven guard is burned, as he swings at Karbon.
A stout elven guard massacres Karbon with his smite.
A stout elven guard is burned, as he swings at Karbon.
Karbon is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Karbon echoes from somewhere nearby...
A sylph stops following Karbon.

309H 144V 11041172X 270C Exits:W> exa corpse
It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
a magenta sash
a pair of black ice arm guards
a pair of flesh colored gloves
a headband adorned with eagle's feathers
a white feathered vest
a white cape
an embroidered purple scarf..it glows dimly
a cat's eye agate ring
a small goat hair ring
a large pile of coins
a glowing scroll of recall..it glows dimly
a crystal shard necklace..it glows dimly
a misty long sword
a pair of silver dragon scale boots
a pair of iron greaves
a small first-aid kit
a stained brown robe
a plainsman scimitar
a pair of cord sandals
a platinum gilt gorget

 [return for more, q to stop]
a small golden necklace
a crystal shard necklace..it glows dimly
a large waterskin [2]
a jagged copper sabre
a loaf of rye bread [4]

309H 144V 11041172X 270C Exits:W> get pile corpse
You get a large pile of coins from the corpse of Karbon.
There were 606 coins.

309H 144V 11041172X 876C Exits:W>
Karbon tells you 'hrmm that was a trick'

309H 144V 11041172X 876C Exits:W> TICK IN 16 SECONDS.

A stout elven guard puts away his tablets with a content look on his face.
Timer now at 62 secs.
A stout elven guard puts away his tablets with a content look on his face.
Timer now at 62 secs.
A stout elven guard puts away his tablets with a content look on his face.
Timer now at 62 secs.
Your flaming robe dissolves away.

309H 145V 11041172X 876C Exits:W> l
The King's Room
The corpse of Karbon is lying here.
A sheaf of spellbook pages has been left here.
A stout elven guard stands here, protecting the King.
A stout elven guard stands here, protecting the King.
A stout elven guard stands here, protecting the King.
The elven king paces around, pondering some unknown problem.

309H 145V 11041172X 876C Exits:W> st
YOU STAND UP!!!

309H 145V 11041172X 876C Mem:2 Exits:W> exa karbon
It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
a magenta sash
a pair of black ice arm guards
a pair of flesh colored gloves
a headband adorned with eagle's feathers
a white feathered vest
a white cape
an embroidered purple scarf..it glows dimly
a cat's eye agate ring
a small goat hair ring
a glowing scroll of recall..it glows dimly
a crystal shard necklace..it glows dimly
a misty long sword
a pair of silver dragon scale boots
a pair of iron greaves
a small first-aid kit
a stained brown robe
a plainsman scimitar
a pair of cord sandals
a platinum gilt gorget
a small golden necklace

 [return for more, q to stop]TICK IN 16 SECONDS.
l
Karbon tells you 'why did you do that?'

309H 145V 11041172X 876C Mem:1 Exits:W> l
The King's Room
The corpse of Karbon is lying here.
A sheaf of spellbook pages has been left here.
A stout elven guard stands here, protecting the King.
A stout elven guard stands here, protecting the King.
A stout elven guard stands here, protecting the King.
The elven king paces around, pondering some unknown problem.

309H 145V 11041172X 876C Mem:1 Exits:W> reply fun
You tell Karbon 'fun'

309H 145V 11041172X 876C Mem:1 Exits:W>
Pasis flies in from the west.

309H 145V 11041172X 876C Mem:1 Exits:W>
Pasis gets the corpse of Karbon.
Pasis gets a sheaf of spellbook pages.

309H 145V 11041172X 876C Mem:1 Exits:W>
Pasis flies west.

12 comments

  1. pablo · 7 Feb 2009
    You tell Karbon 'if you poof to me again, i'll report you for abuse of spells'

    That's the highlight of the log for me.

    If you was going to do it:
    Why make up a reason and bother the staff with stupid stuff?

    If you wasn't:
    Why use the staff as a way to threaten someone?
  2. loflika · 7 Feb 2009
    If I wanted any of you lip Spaniard, I'd unzip my pants.
  3. pablo · 7 Feb 2009
    ok!
  4. daniel_1 · 7 Feb 2009
    309H 145V 11041172X 876C Mem:1 Exits:W>
    Pasis flies in from the west.

    309H 145V 11041172X 876C Mem:1 Exits:W>

    not even hunting!
  5. Kalis · 7 Feb 2009
    Given some of the shouts I see, I don't think threatening to report someone for something blatantly outside the purview of the staff is illegal, but I suppose it's a hilarious way to test if someone's just a random lowbie who doesn't know the game well.
  6. Nis · 7 Feb 2009
    Looks like trash looting to me, and that is illegal
  7. amarnath · 7 Feb 2009
    Pasis = MVP
  8. ddog · 7 Feb 2009
    Message edited by pablo 2009-02-7 10:47:29.
    Message edited by loflika 2009-02-7 10:57:53.
    wat
  9. loflika · 8 Feb 2009
    Nothing, Pablo and I can't seem to agree on who'll be unzipping the pants and who will be giving the lip. There seem to be revisions to my original pop :)
  10. runulv · 8 Feb 2009
    Chaos logs not getting approved btw!
  11. pablo · 8 Feb 2009
    I want to unzip my pants!
  12. drdactyl · 10 Feb 2009
    Karbon tells you 'hrmm that was a trick'