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not funny, but realy its hilarous!

just miscommunication!

Undated · Submitted by brandont · POV: Baer · 74 views · ★ Score +0.5 · 14 votes
677H 144V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:SW> s
Gwar tells your group 'regen stoped'

677H 144V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:SW> s
Sachmo flies in from the north.
The spirit of Bali arrives from the north.
Shibb flies in from the north.
Dolyn flies in from the north.
Gwar flies in from the north.
Thunder sounds as a streak of blue lightning arches to the ground.
Thunder sounds as a streak of blue lightning arches to the ground.
Storm clouds brew above you creating violent claps of thunder.
A Wide Clearing
A huge boat with leather sails furled along the edges is here sinking in mud.
<Apoc> Gwar, Minotaur of War is standing here. (flying)
<Apoc> Dolyn, Drunken Horseman of the Apocalypse is standing here. (flying)
<Apoc> Shibb is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a metallic luster.
The spirit of Bali is hovering here.
<Apoc> Sir Sachmo, The Shaman Solution is standing here. (flying)
Stutts, Captain of the Lunitari Exploration Group, is standing in a pool of mud.

677H 142V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NE> board boat
As you start to board the Cloudmaster...

Stutts yells over at you 'Wait! Waituntileveryoneisreadytoboardatonce!'

677H 142V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NE> g
You board the Cloudmaster just as it is taking off.
On the Deck of the Cloudmaster
<Apoc> Sir Sachmo, The Shaman Solution is standing here. (flying)
<Apoc> Shibb is standing here. (flying)
. . . is outlined with a dim aura.
<Apoc> Dolyn, Drunken Horseman of the Apocalypse is standing here. (flying)
<Apoc> Gwar, Minotaur of War is standing here. (flying)

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> gro

The ground seems like a clay model below you...you gaze in wonder.
Columns of Blue and White
Sachmo steps to the side of the Cloudmaster and peers over the edge.
Shibb steps to the side of the Cloudmaster and peers over the edge.
Dolyn steps to the side of the Cloudmaster and peers over the edge.
Gwar steps to the side of the Cloudmaster and peers over the edge.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Gwar heads for the hatch to escape the freezing cold.
Dolyn heads for the hatch to escape the freezing cold.
Shibb heads for the hatch to escape the freezing cold.
Sachmo heads for the hatch to escape the freezing cold.
As you fly through the clouds, it begins to get very icy, you head for
the hatch that leads below.
Inside the Cloudmaster
<Apoc> Sir Sachmo, The Shaman Solution is standing here. (flying)
<Apoc> Shibb is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a metallic luster.
<Apoc> Dolyn, Drunken Horseman of the Apocalypse is standing here. (flying)
<Apoc> Gwar, Minotaur of War is standing here. (flying)
Wingover, the Navigator of the Lunitari Exploration Crew, is standing here.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> Your group of 6 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Here Light Mem
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Baer             perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
  Sachmo           perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    2
  Shibb            perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     1    2
  Dolyn            perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
  Gwar             perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
 *Pini             perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    Y    Y     1    0
Beads of sweat appear on Sachmo's brow as he concentrates.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> who
Mortals
-------
       Ouchkanvlar the Male Goblin
       Nicole, Raging Bull
       Coors the Male Minotaur
<Apoc> Sir Sachmo, The Shaman Solution
       Foma the Female Qualinesti
       Tylwyth the Male Gnome
       Gnuaf, The Legendary Breadlord of Coatllope
<WNR>  Alia the Abominable
       A Male Kender
<WNR>  Moptop Bristlebrow, Beastly Kender
       Oein the Female Kender
       Kandaru the Male Kender
<Apoc> Dolyn, Drunken Horseman of the Apocalypse
<WNR>  Beebop and Rocksteady
       Dogma the Male Hylar Dwarf
<CORE> Kalyis, Deathwatch Guard of Krynn
       Macgruber the Male Human
<CORE> Youthin, the Non-Threatening Member of CORE
<MYTH> Klint the Male Hylar Dwarf
       Gladius the Male Half Elf

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       Azrell the Male Human
       A Male Theiwar Dwarf
       Forf the Male Goblin
       Umberto the Male Minotaur
       A Female Kender
       A Male Minotaur
<CORE> Peak Bagger, Cores Mountain Exploration Leader
<Otlw> Eclipz Hart
<Apoc> Shibb
<Apoc> Gwar, Minotaur of War
       Ams ter Dam, Southern Axe Wielder
<WNR>  Ghxos the Female Gnome
       Temoke, The Sword of Ale Bull
       Alanar the Unforgiven
       Seth the Male Kagonesti
<BST>  Feliz Flora, Sustaining the Beast
       Toinou the Male Minotaur
<Apoc> Baer, Spartan Warrior of the Apocalypse
<CORE> Kayria Fable, First Lady of Divine Brotherhood
<CORE> Ninety, Leader of Core's Secret Cell
       Lady Sorsha, Salty Siren of the Sirrion Sea
<Otlw> Wallnor the Male Hylar Dwarf

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Total visible people : 42        Total people online  : 42

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>           an ashen stone ring..it hums softly
<worn on finger>           a carved dragon claw ring
<worn around neck>         a gazer's eye
<worn around neck>         a dragon tooth necklace
<worn on body>             a suit of charred black battle armor..it glows dimly
<worn on legs>             a set of power cuisses
<worn on feet>             a pair of hardened leather boots
<worn on hands>            a pair of the weaponsmaster's gloves
<worn on arms>             a pair of red dragonscale vambraces
<worn as shield>           the shield of the black rose
<worn about body>          a red guardian robe
<worn about waist>         a heavy black belt
<worn around right wrist>  a blacksmith's spiked wrist guard
<worn around left wrist>   a spiked wrist buckler
<used in primary hand>     a huge hunting spear..it radiates cold

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> gro
Your group of 6 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Here Light Mem
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Baer             perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
  Sachmo           perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    2
  Shibb            perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     1    2
  Dolyn            perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
  Gwar             perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
 *Pini             perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    Y    Y     1    0

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Beads of sweat appear on Sachmo's brow as he concentrates.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Beads of sweat appear on Sachmo's brow as he concentrates.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Beads of sweat appear on Sachmo's brow as he concentrates.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Beads of sweat appear on Sachmo's brow as he concentrates.

The spirit of Bali fades into existence.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Sachmo begins resting but stays aloft.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Gwar drops a small, magical note.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> gt beer for me
You tell your group 'beer for me'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> gt yayy
You tell your group 'yayy'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Gwar says 'Level 20 : aura of glory, cloak of shadows, unholy might'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Sachmo smiles as he finishes his meditation.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> say barb
You say 'barb'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> say shhh
You say 'shhh'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Sachmo stands up.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> l
Inside the Cloudmaster
A small note rests here, its writing shimmering...it glows dimly
The spirit of Bali is hovering here.
<Apoc> Sir Sachmo, The Shaman Solution is standing here. (flying)
You see Shibb hiding in the shadows.
<Apoc> Dolyn, Drunken Horseman of the Apocalypse is standing here. (flying)
<Apoc> Gwar, Minotaur of War is standing here. (flying)
Wingover, the Navigator of the Lunitari Exploration Crew, is standing here.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> say hey
You say 'hey'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> say on 3 everybody open hatch
You say 'on 3 everybody open hatch'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> say 1
You say '1'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> say 2
You say '2'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Dolyn tells your clan 'how many rank points to get con'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> say
Sachmo rolls his eyes.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> say 4!
You say '4!'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Gwar says '3'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
As Dolyn opens the hatch, a vacuum is created, sucking everything that
is not nailed down or holding on out into the depths of space.
Luckily, after Dolyn is sucked out, the hatch slams shut again.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Dolyn stops following Shibb.
Your clanmate Dolyn has left the game.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
As Shibb opens the hatch, a vacuum is created, sucking everything that
is not nailed down or holding on out into the depths of space.
Luckily, after Shibb is sucked out, the hatch slams shut again.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Shibb stops following you.
Your clanmate Shibb has left the game.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Your clanmate Dolyn has entered the game.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Sachmo says 'wow'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Gwar says 'o my'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Dolyn tells your clan 'lol you suck'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Your clanmate Shibb has entered the game.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Shibb tells your clan 'what the'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> ct
Sachmo says 'i cant beleave you would tell them that'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> ct cliff
You tell your clan 'cliff'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> ct why did you say 3
You tell your clan 'why did you say 3'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
You step out onto the hull of the Cloudmaster, now that it is safe.
To the Red Moon
Sachmo steps outside the hull, now that it is safe.
Gwar steps outside the hull, now that it is safe.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Dolyn tells your clan 'your fired'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C>
Gwar plummets to the ground below...
Sachmo plummets to the ground below...
The red glowing orb of Lunitari looms in the distance.
Above Lunitari
<Apoc> Sir Sachmo, The Shaman Solution is standing here. (flying)
<Apoc> Gwar, Minotaur of War is standing here. (flying)

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> ct
You plummet to the ground below...
Nearing a Crash Landing
Sachmo falls from above.
Gwar falls from above.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C> ct oh mygod

Gwar braces for the impact of the ship clashing with the moon.
Sachmo braces for the impact of the ship clashing with the moon.
You brace for impact of the impending crash.
Lunitari Exploratory Headquarters, Mark I
<Apoc> Sir Sachmo, The Shaman Solution is standing here. (flying)
<Apoc> Gwar, Minotaur of War is standing here. (flying)

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> Gwar says 'i dodnt think they would'
You tell your clan 'oh mygod'
Sachmo nibbles on a roll of bread.
Sachmo nibbles on a roll of bread.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW>
Sachmo says 'healer gear'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> ct i didnt even say 3
You tell your clan 'i didnt even say 3'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> ct it
Sachmo says 'main tank!'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> ct
Gwar tells your clan 'i thought you guys new about that dt'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> ct i figured BUT I DIDNT SAY 3
You tell your clan 'i figured BUT I DIDNT
SAY 3'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW>
Sachmo tells your clan 'so did i but, he shouldent have told them to open hatch'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW>
Shibb tells your clan 'im so pissed i dont even knowwhat to say right now'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW>
Dolyn tells your clan 'I AM PERMANENT NEWBIE>>>>memory '

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> ct blame gwar totaly
You tell your clan 'blame gwar totaly'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW>
Gwar tells your clan 'ya'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> c
Dolyn tells your clan 'my memory sucks...lol'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> ct i didnt say 3
You tell your clan 'i didnt say 3'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> ct ifigured but
Gwar tells your clan 'i did'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> ct ifigured but i still
Dolyn tells your clan 'you said 4'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> ct ifigured but i still said 4
You tell your clan 'ifigured but i still
said 4'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> c
Gwar tells you 'i really didnt think they would open it'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> l
Lunitari Exploratory Headquarters, Mark I
<Apoc> Sir Sachmo, The Shaman Solution is standing here. (flying)
<Apoc> Gwar, Minotaur of War is standing here. (flying)

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> say sachmo summon
Shibb tells your clan 'so no chance or cr .. crap is scattered right'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> say sachmo summon us back
Dolyn tells your clan 'well 5 mil till re 1x'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> say sachmo summon us back
You say 'sachmo summon us back'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> st
You are already standing.

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW> reply me eithe that swhy i said 4! :P
You tell Gwar 'me eithe that swhy i said
4! :P'

677H 150V 1X 94.17% 5139C Exits:NESW>
Sachmo tells your clan 'if they had went right after you counted 2 i is still
yer fault lol'

9 comments

  1. Maldrik · 3 Jan 2009
    glorious
  2. jeppe · 3 Jan 2009
    golden moments
  3. pablo · 3 Jan 2009
    haha
  4. Shesh · 4 Jan 2009
    Now I'm getting closer to understanding why Apoc keeps dissipating again and again...
  5. amarnath · 4 Jan 2009
    hahah
  6. reafe · 4 Jan 2009
    roflcopter
  7. Brafu · 4 Jan 2009
    That's why I refuse to listen to Brandon until he thwacks me about 20 times. Then, and only then, do I know he's serious... but even then I ask "Are you SUREEEE?".

    Still doesn't save me 100% of the time.... but 10% is better than nothing I guess =P
  8. Baelron · 4 Jan 2009
    *highfive*
  9. jrrestad · 8 Jan 2009
    Haha. A+ for paying attention and listening! F- for leading, and um, A+ for letting me see your gear