Oh what the hell

24 Dec 2008 · Submitted by Maldrik · POV: Moop · 671 views · ★ Score +2.1 · 17 votes

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The Entrance to the Halls of Maelstrom
<MAEL> Khez the Male Hylar Dwarf is resting here.
The stronghold's innkeeper is standing here, giving you a suspicious look.

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use wand
When you finally manage to let go of the orb, the brilliant light emanating
from deep within the swirling mists dims slowly. The orb seems to shrink
before your eyes into a flawless, dark, swirling crystal sphere.
You sink gently to the ground.
A great hollowness settles upon you from your struggle with the orb.
You grab a wand of twisted bands of wood.
You wave a wand of twisted bands of wood.
A fireball released from your wand envelopes Khez in flames.
The fireball discharged by your wand does not seem to affect the stronghold innkeeper.

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You miss Khez with your hit.
You miss Khez with your hit.
Khez misses you with his hit.

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rem wand
You stop using a wand of twisted bands of wood.

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wi staff
You can't use a shield and a two-handed weapon.

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You miss Khez with your hit.
You miss Khez with your hit.
Khez misses you with his hit.

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rem shield
You stop using a mirror shield.

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!!
You grab the staff with both hands.

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Chert shouts 'he unplugged them first before he went. he is a very smart dog apparently.'

396H 176V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 176V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 176V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Good] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You annihilate Khez with your bludgeon.
You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 176V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>
Maximum health and movement defined

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 176V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 176V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

396H 176V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>
tick is now
who
Immortals
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[Ovs  35]  Chert Chiselbeard, King of the Hill Dwarves

Heroes
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[Ret  31]  Lyam, Blunt Sword of Injustice

Mortals
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<RGB>  Mashka Obligacia
       Samhain the Male Hylar Dwarf
       Maximo the Male Hylar Dwarf
       Am the Male Half Elf
<MYTH> Tempus Terror, Mythical War God of Hate, Inc.
<MAEL> Moop Luze
<CORE> Jaden, High Templar of Ansalon
<MAZA> Lord Araya, Maza's Decade of Aggression
       Yaggle the Male Qualinesti
<DOA>  Trakuh the Male Goblin
       Gnuaf the Male Gnome
       Kandaru the Male Kender
<MAZA> Dava Des Kepornes of Maza
       Kilian the Male Hylar Dwarf
<MAZA> Tse, Revolutionary of Maza
       Kiddie the Male Half Elf
<MAEL> Khez the Male Hylar Dwarf
       Sejiro the Male Goblin
       Korubu the Male Kender

Total visible people : 21        Total people online  : 21
BIA Online: 0 | Wnr Online: 0 | CORE Online: 0 | MAEL Online: 2
(biaon | coreon | wnron g/c -- for list in GT or CT -- or whoct for all)

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The Entrance to the Halls of Maelstrom
<MAEL> Khez the Male Hylar Dwarf is resting here, fighting YOU.
The stronghold's innkeeper is standing here, giving you a suspicious look.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You annihilate Khez with your bludgeon.
You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Bad] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:V.Bad] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

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You feel slow.
You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
You move aside quickly as Khez attacks!

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You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:V.Bad] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:V.Bad] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:V.Bad] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

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Your clanmate Padlo has entered the game.
Padlo has entered the game.

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You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

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The Entrance to the Halls of Maelstrom
<MAEL> Sir Padlo, Nahuiquiahuitl of Burning Rains is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . has a tough exterior.
<MAEL> Khez the Male Hylar Dwarf is resting here, fighting YOU.
The stronghold's innkeeper is standing here, giving you a suspicious look.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:V.Bad] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez barely hits YOU.

393H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:V.Good] [Khez:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

393H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:V.Good] [Khez:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
You move aside quickly as Khez attacks!

393H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:V.Good] [Khez:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>
tick is now
You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

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You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you and destroys an image.

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The Entrance to the Halls of Maelstrom
<MAEL> Sir Padlo, Nahuiquiahuitl of Burning Rains is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . has a tough exterior.
<MAEL> Khez the Male Hylar Dwarf is resting here, fighting YOU.
The stronghold's innkeeper is standing here, giving you a suspicious look.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
You move aside quickly as Khez attacks!

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You annihilate Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

Padlo flies north.

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You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You miss Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez misses you with his hit.

396H 181V 1X 12.85% 12469C [Me:Perfect] [Khez:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:NESWUD>

You massacre Khez with your bludgeon.
Khez is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

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PK is off -- Scanning
scan
Looking --------- NORTH
<MAEL> Sir Padlo, Nahuiquiahuitl of Burning Rains is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . has a tough exterior.
The stronghold's alchemist is standing here, mixing some potions.
Looking --------- EAST
Looking --------- SOUTH
A street cleaner is walking about, cleaning up the trash.
A large pigeon is here pecking at some bread crumbs.
A large pigeon is here pecking at some bread crumbs.
Looking --------- WEST
The stronghold's blacksmith is standing here, flexing his muscles.
Looking --------- UP
Looking --------- DOWN

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Padlo flies in from the north.

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You annihilate Khez with your bludgeon.
You receive 0 experience.
Khez is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Khez echoes from somewhere nearby...
Your clanmate Khez has left the game.

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17 comments

jeppe · 24 Dec 2008

haha
Brafu · 24 Dec 2008

Khez has no friends =(

I'll be your friend!!!
Rich_E · 24 Dec 2008

Merry Christmas guys, if you were good you'll get a wand of twisted bands from Santa.
brandont · 24 Dec 2008

hehe i would have done the same to! quit afkin in your inn!
nonamejane · 24 Dec 2008

Careful, friendship with Brafu comes with some pretty scary terms. But he's really loyal!
Heo · 24 Dec 2008

I don't really love everyone in Mael - but let's all be honest:

Bob is awesome.
Leeroy Baggins · 24 Dec 2008

Rated 5, hilarious and well done sir.
Over · 25 Dec 2008

SO.. khez is not a friend anymore
looks like john is winning this war... Perhaps when he has destroyed everything i will become known.
ddog · 25 Dec 2008

hahah
daniel_1 · 25 Dec 2008

vote 5 for khez for overlord
Attai · 25 Dec 2008

You tell Cava 'im afk'ing and going to bed, ill be in the inn if you decide you want to pk me again'
jorake · 25 Dec 2008

Damnit joe leave me alone. I didnt even start this war!
Over · 25 Dec 2008

Not a cawinkadink if you ask me.. hahe ha he
jrrestad · 25 Dec 2008

Ha and ha! Bob your a maniac.
purly · 25 Dec 2008

jorake Damnit joe leave me alone. I didnt even start this war!

^ this is just John "turn coat" jorake gearing up to join up with Weenors, if need be.
ddog · 25 Dec 2008

I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, said cod
Attai · 30 Dec 2008

Funniest part of this was Khez was deleted by imm's the next day.