Outlaw flunkies: Meet the Inlaws
john likes to talk, well i can too, you're only outlaw by default.
Your group of 3 members consists of:
Member Hits Move Position Fly Inv Water Here Light Mem
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Valen perfect rested standing Y N Y Y 0 0
Morrison perfect rested standing Y N N Y 1 0
Nono perfect rested standing Y N N Y 1 0
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You tell your group 'welll'
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In a flash of light, Voldarin materializes in front of you.
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In a flash of light, Grooblicker materializes in front of you.
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In a flash of light, Sunn materializes in front of you.
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Nono crashes into Grooblicker in a thundering collision, knocking him to the
ground!
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Morrison tells your group 'bash'
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You utter the words, 'sticks to snakes'
As you throw a handful of sticks at Grooblicker, they turn into snakes.
You miss Grooblicker and destroy an image instead.
You miss Grooblicker and destroy an image instead.
You miss Grooblicker and destroy an image instead.
You miss Grooblicker and destroy an image instead.
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Nono bruises Grooblicker with her crush.
Nono is burned, as she swings at Grooblicker.
Grooblicker misses Nono with his hit.
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Morrison focuses harshly on Grooblicker and utters some strange words.
Morrison's spell misses Grooblicker and destroys a sphere instead.
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Sunn focuses harshly on Morrison and utters some strange words.
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You utter the words, 'sticks to snakes'
As you throw a handful of sticks at Grooblicker, they turn into snakes.
Your spell misses Grooblicker and destroys a sphere instead.
Grooblicker screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Grooblicker screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Your spell misses Grooblicker and destroys a sphere instead.
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Nono bruises Grooblicker with her crush.
Nono is burned, as she swings at Grooblicker.
Grooblicker misses Nono with his hit.
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Nono crashes into Grooblicker in a thundering collision, knocking him to the
ground!
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Voldarin focuses harshly on Nono and utters some strange words.
The sound of bones cracking echoes as Voldarin's force bolt slams into Nono.
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Sunn focuses on Grooblicker and utters some strange words.
Grooblicker's skin turns grey and granite-like.
The spirit of a dwarven guard's powerful hit makes Grooblicker double over in
pain.
The spirit of a dwarven guard barely hits Grooblicker.
The spirit of a dwarven guard is burned, as it swings at Grooblicker.
The spirit of Galan Stoutheart bruises Grooblicker with its hit.
The spirit of Galan Stoutheart is burned, as it swings at Grooblicker.
You issue the order 'kill grooblicker'.
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You utter the words, 'sticks to snakes'
As you throw a handful of sticks at Grooblicker, they turn into snakes.
Grooblicker screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Grooblicker screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Grooblicker screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Grooblicker screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
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Morrison focuses harshly on Grooblicker and utters some strange words.
Grooblicker ====> |SUNRAYED|
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The spirit of Galan Stoutheart bruises Grooblicker with its hit.
The spirit of Galan Stoutheart is burned, as it swings at Grooblicker.
The spirit of a dwarven guard bruises Grooblicker with its hit.
The spirit of a dwarven guard is burned, as it swings at Grooblicker.
Nono bruises Grooblicker with her crush.
Nono is burned, as she swings at Grooblicker.
Grooblicker misses Nono with his hit.
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Voldarin focuses harshly on Nono and utters some strange words.
The sound of bones cracking echoes as Voldarin's force bolt slams into Nono.
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Sunn focuses on Grooblicker and utters some strange words.
Grooblicker disappears.
Morrison focuses on Nono and utters some strange words.
Morrison heals Nono.
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Voldarin grabs a glowing scroll of recall.
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Nono crashes into Sunn in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!
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You utter the words, 'sticks to snakes'
As you throw a handful of sticks at Sunn, they turn into snakes.
Sunn screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Sunn screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Sunn screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Sunn screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
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Nono bruises Sunn with her crush.
Sunn bludgeons Nono very hard.
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Morrison focuses harshly on Sunn and utters some strange words.
Sunn cries out in pain as Morrison grabs him.
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Voldarin recites a glowing scroll of recall.
Sunn disappears.
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You can't remember how to cast that spell!
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You massacre Voldarin with your bludgeon.
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Morrison focuses harshly on Voldarin and utters some strange words.
Voldarin ====> |SUNRAYED|
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Nono crashes into Voldarin in a thundering collision, knocking him to the
ground!
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Nono annihilates Voldarin with her crush.
You ROMPILATE Voldarin with your bludgeon.
You move aside quickly as Voldarin attacks!
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Your rage builds but quickly subsides.
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Nono annihilates Voldarin with her crush.
You massacre Voldarin with your bludgeon.
You ROMPILATE Voldarin with your bludgeon.
Voldarin misses you with his hit.
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Morrison focuses harshly on Voldarin and utters some strange words.
Voldarin collapses and dies as Morrison grabs him.
You receive 0 experience.
Voldarin is dead! R.I.P.
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The death cry of Voldarin echoes from somewhere nearby...
Voldarin sinks gently to the ground.
A fire salamander stops following Voldarin.
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You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Voldarin.
There were 1224 coins.
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Nono says 'damn'
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You get a pair of blue gloves from the corpse of Voldarin.
You get a long chain and pentagram from the corpse of Voldarin.
You get powdered bull's horn from the corpse of Voldarin.
You get an entire loaf of bread from the corpse of Voldarin.
You get an entire loaf of bread from the corpse of Voldarin.
You get a jug of oil from the corpse of Voldarin.
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The Multitude of Choices
You ascend the vortex, expecting death. However, right as you feel the
life will be ripped from your physical body, the skull below you flashes,
and suddenly everything changes. You are standing at a four way junction of
strange passages. Everything here seems to be pulsing with energy. You feel
as though everything you thought you knew is wrong, and the universe you
lived in was simply a poor copy of this, the universe of dreams. From here,
you can choose either the north, south, east or west.
The corpse of Voldarin is lying here.
A sheaf of spellbook pages has been left here...it glows blue
<MAEL> Nono is standing here. (flying) (red aura)
. . . has an earthen hue.
<MAEL> Morrison the Male Gnome is standing here. (flying) (white aura)
. . . has a metallic luster.
The spirit of a dwarven guard is hovering here. (black aura)
The spirit of Galan Stoutheart is hovering here. (black aura)
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Morrison says 'fucking gay'
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You get a sheaf of spellbook pages.
***A short bit after get caught using same lame technique***
The Lab-a-Library
You are surrounded by what appears to be a combination of a
laboraratory and a library. The northern wall contains a small wooden door,
but the remainder of the wall is covered with shelves of books. All the
books appear to be in good condition, despite some appearing to be quite
old. The rest of the room is filled with cluttered tables. Some of the
tables are covered with notepads, while others are filled with beakers
containing liquids of varying colors.
<MAEL> Nono is standing here. (flying) (red aura)
<MAEL> Morrison the Male Gnome is standing here. (flying) (white aura)
. . . has a metallic luster.
<MAEL> Lucia the Martyr, Recaller of Doomed Tanks is standing here. (flying)
(invisible)
. . . has a metallic luster.
<MAEL> Ilmarin Ll'we'llyn is standing here. (flying)
<MAEL> Nina Lipetskaya, the Rage of Blood Sea Maelstrom is standing here.
(flying) (invisible)
. . . is surrounded by a white mist.
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Nina flies in from the south.
Ilmarin flies in from the south.
Lucia flies in from the south.
Morrison flies in from the south.
Nono flies in from the south.
Nono kneels down and studies the ground.
Outside the Backdoor
This opening is quite peaceful. Other than the continual chirping of a
flock of sparrows and the creaking of the screen door directly to your
south, there are no other sounds. A small water pump is almost hidden under
a young vallenwood tree. A short distance behind the tree you can see a
small gate.
<MAEL> Nono is standing here. (flying) (red aura)
<MAEL> Morrison the Male Gnome is standing here. (flying) (white aura)
. . . has a metallic luster.
<MAEL> Lucia the Martyr, Recaller of Doomed Tanks is standing here. (flying)
(invisible)
. . . has a metallic luster.
<MAEL> Ilmarin Ll'we'llyn is standing here. (flying)
<MAEL> Nina Lipetskaya, the Rage of Blood Sea Maelstrom is standing here.
(flying) (invisible)
. . . is surrounded by a white mist.
<Otlw> Willoe the Male Hylar Dwarf is standing here. (flying)
. . . is outlined with a dim aura.
<Otlw> Sunn the Male Human is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a granite appearance.
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Sunn focuses harshly on Morrison and utters some strange words.
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Ilmarin crashes into Willoe in a thundering collision, knocking him to the
ground!
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Ilmarin slashes Willoe extremely hard.
Willoe bludgeons Ilmarin hard.
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You utter the words, 'sticks to snakes'
As you throw a handful of sticks at Willoe, they turn into snakes.
Willoe screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Willoe screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Willoe screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Willoe screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
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Morrison focuses harshly on Willoe and utters some strange words.
Willoe cries out in pain as Morrison grabs him.
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Sunn utters some strange words.
Sunn disappears.
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Ilmarin slashes Willoe extremely hard.
Willoe bludgeons Ilmarin.
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You utter the words, 'sticks to snakes'
As you throw a handful of sticks at Willoe, they turn into snakes.
Willoe screams in pain as a snake tears into his flesh.
The magic fails!
Willoe's body convulses in agony as a snake tears away his remaining life.
You receive 0 experience.
Willoe is dead! R.I.P.
The magic fails!
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The death cry of Willoe echoes from somewhere nearby...
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Lucia gets a tattered tome etched with gold from the corpse of Willoe.
Lucia gets a demonic bone staff from the corpse of Willoe.
Lucia gets a runed bracelet from the corpse of Willoe.
Lucia gets a charred metal wrist guard from the corpse of Willoe.
Lucia gets a cloth belt pack from the corpse of Willoe.
Lucia gets a faded green robe from the corpse of Willoe.
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Morrison gets a fire-blasted shield from the corpse of Willoe.
Morrison gets spun silver leggings from the corpse of Willoe.
Morrison gets a weathered, rune-stitched grey headband from the corpse of Willoe.
Morrison gets a charred breast plate from the corpse of Willoe.
Morrison gets a burned black cloak from the corpse of Willoe.
Morrison gets a dragon skull sceptre from the corpse of Willoe.
Morrison gets a bright ball of light from the corpse of Willoe.
Morrison gets a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Willoe.
Morrison is zapped by a thin marble bracer and instantly drops it.
Morrison gets a green potion of improved detection from the corpse of Willoe.
Morrison gets a green potion of improved detection from the corpse of Willoe.
Morrison gets a hooded wool cape from the corpse of Willoe.
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Nina gets a thin marble bracer.
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Ilmarin gets the corpse of Willoe.
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Ilmarin drops the corpse of Willoe.
Turok tells you 'lol'
You tell Turok 'yes?'
Turok tells you 'thats sad, we have a 3v3 going'
Turok tells you 'and you need 7'
You tell Turok 'sad you use trash vs real chars'
Turok tells you 'lol'
You tell Turok (paraphrase)'talk to me when you have something to earn'
Turok tells you 'talk to me when your gonna grow a dick and balls'
You tell Turok 'right. '
Turok tells you 'seriously dude, no fun when you guys puss out like that'
Turok tells you 'we need 7, to kill 3'
Turok tells you '3v3's are GREAT fun, usually even, infact they were even'
**john kinda funny you say we piss out when you're asking for ilya for help after 3/3 for 4/3
12 comments
ddog: hope not mocking me! i only meant that feroz sucks too much to get a real invite to outlaw (instead of join by default when wnrs disband and have no where to run).
ilya: you're not flunky but you sure have trash like one!
Seriously, if you failed all your classes to get your mega shaman, i'd expect you to atleast play it better. You call em trash, yet they atleast had the balls to attack with equal numbers. You on the otherhand must bring the rest of your clan. Sad to because i dont really respect outlaw that much either, but man, your the equivalent of ama with a good script. and EQ.
Kamakazie -- Mavlad
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It sorrows me that i can't really make this post funny. but its more of a concern i have. In reguards to how you are treating people. Your being a douche your disrespecting alot of old players that are better then you. People that
taught you the game. Alot of the people that have clanned with you, fought beside you, taught you our secrets, your basicly shitting on. I'm not talking about outlaw per sae
but neutrals and people like me, who dont choose sides and are just having fun fucking around. As bad ass as your may think you, and MAEL is now, your still running the typical game. If you remember, there are still some of us out there with far more knowledge, and tricks then you. I'm not trying to start a fight, or threaten anyone, i mearly
strongly suggest that you humble yourself and stop being a douche about this kind of stuff. else you are most likely going to piss off some neutrals and players that can make
life hell.
[return for more, q to stop]
It's no secret that the people who i've trained, which includes quite a bit of your clan, know that me as well as quite a few others have a few tricks that you and yours
wont be able to counter. I'm mearly stating this, so that hopefully you see a little reason, and chill the fuck out, and stop acting like your the best on the mud because you have huma's. Else it will be taken away. Cause shit mav, Gus would of killed you by now especially if you where clanned under him, and you know it. Dont piss on everyone
Mael aint the shriners and we aint on hobbies.
a) i'm not gonna risk 3 equipped char to kill 3 trash chars
b)i dont have a script, so i'm obviously a lot better then you think if you believe i'm equivalent to an AMA w/ a "good script" and equip
c) i'm proud about it? where am i boasting and bragging about this? we killed trash, feroz talked shit, i made less then 10 responses and then ignored him.
d) you're a fuckin idiot if you go fight a trashy tenter, a trash stoner, and a trashy miscellaneous mage, who can just land a daze, para, or tent, and come up on some nice equip. what do we have to gain from going after them anyway? shades seal of approval?!?
Total lack of skill? Total lack of class knowledge? I know enough to run to enemy in less then a tic (w/o speedwalk) when people are using the same stupid tricks and slay them for being morons.
It's like this, you can keep running your mouth and talking like you're the shit, making posts on the bulletin crying about how mavlad is offending old players, and pretty much doing absolutely nothing to show you have any skill whatsoever. Meanwhile, i'll keep playing the game that i do actually have skill at and no i don't have to prove that to anyone. I have made plenty of friends around all the clans, the only people i don't respect are those who trash it up all day and those who let clan affiliations clout their mind and become douchebags to people they were friends with just days before. Oh and you of course.