Worst (best?) death ever.
Stupid death.
110H 74V 846932X 15928C +6+ [Oink:Good] [Rogeneye:Awful] Exits:E> Rogeneye gracefully steps aside as Oink attacks! Oink stumbles and attacks you! Oink massacres YOU with his crush. You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! Rogeneye gracefully steps aside as Oink attacks! Oink stumbles and attacks you! Oink massacres YOU with his crush. You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! You miss Rogeneye with your cleave. Oink gracefully steps aside as Rogeneye attacks! Rogeneye stumbles and attacks you! Rogeneye annihilates YOU with his pierce. You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided. You feel less righteous. You can only lie still as the last heartbeat ebbs... You're dead.
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