Kalon is dead R.I.P.

31 comments

1. Jarrad · 31 Jan 2006
   so, did u just fake this log or what? cause it looks suss as hell. Actually I guess u didn't fake it, just showing imms how u are abusing fade/water/non-flying bugs, nice work hope, now if there was any justice u would be site banned etc the way finns were
2. patrick · 1 Feb 2006
   Backstabbing traitor scum mewling for "justice"
   
   Hypocrisy knows no bounds
3. runulv · 1 Feb 2006
   neither does your bitterness?
4. nigora · 1 Feb 2006
   or vaginal cavity?
5. patrick · 1 Feb 2006
   Nigora once again displaying his limitless creativity
6. mavlad · 1 Feb 2006
   Poor Jarrad.
   Hey, It been like half of year since the time Jarrad has quit BSP and has joined to clan Outlaw with all bsp eq he had it's all doesn't matter anymore so there a few fun moments about a guy who plays Karias,Melinda,Isildur,Bain,Mannanan and a few other chars.
   ---
   <[pablo]> quitting with eq huh?
   <Jarrad> yep definitely
   <Jarrad> heh
   <Jarrad> I don't see the point in tossing eq to u guys
   <Jarrad> and then having to pk u
   ---
   His letter in clan email:
   I'm joining outlaws for various reasons, I really can't be bothered to
   list em all, so I'll just say I was pissed about some eq splits, my
   best friend irl is in outlaws and I am looking forward to some
   challenge in the game, instead of total domination.
   No I won't be returning eq and I am sure many of u will label me
   traitor. Anyway, just be grateful I didn't set up some ambush to
   decimate the clan before I quit!
   Those who were friends, hopefully we can remain friends. Try to
   remember, its just a game!
   Adios Amigos, hope to see you on the battlefield.
   ps, don't forget to remove me from email list, not that it really
   seems to be used.
   "cant be bothered to list all reasons"
   
7. mavlad · 1 Feb 2006
   ---
   A couple other funny moments about him:
   After bsp has lost the battle to outlaws on Lunitari behind spikes thing he quit bsp , got peace from outlaw and joined brandonclan(Dark Age). After a while he found it's boring and decided to return back in bsp. Outlaws(ronsy) been telling like he won't get peace again ever. Now hes outlaw.
   A abit ago he made a char Manannan and tried to join bsp with it. There is a letter he wrote to michi to get recruited:
   ---
   Hi, my name is Chris Bartlett and I've been playing arctic on and off for a
   few years.
   I have a rank 18 barbarian, and a couple other lower level characters.
   I have grouped with neutrals mainly this wipe, and occasionally with your
   bsp groups. I have also grouped with Relentless a fair bit, and managed to
   log some of the higher level zones.
   I am not a total newbie, and can lead a few zones like celestial temple,
   graknar, theiwar, dko and draconian tower. I also have logs of sleet,
   flurry, engla and frostbyte. Flurry is the hardest fight I have successfull
   lead. Whenever I try Engla on neutrals we seem to mass die. I am not silly
   enough to try Sleet or frostbyte on any group I can muster, altho I have
   successfully mained both fights with relentless groups.
   
8. mavlad · 1 Feb 2006
   This is one of the main reasons I want to join your clan. I am sick of bein
   stuck at rank 18 and would like to play with some of the more elite players
   so I have minimal experience in player killing, but I understand that you guys
   are at war and I am eager to participate when I am around.
   Hope to hear from you soon.
   ---
   Then he was joining irc in our recruit channel under other nick and id for a while. Too bad he forgot to hide ip.
   Come on, Jarrad! Anything i'm wrong about?
   P.S. Just want to share some fun and read flame at work!
   
9. Ninda · 1 Feb 2006
   Jarrad got served, again.
10. patrick · 1 Feb 2006
    Jarrad is more emotionally stable, yet equally retarded version of pillow/crazychris....I think I definatly prefer crazy though becuase jarrad also reminds me of torus jason
11. patrick · 1 Feb 2006
    P.S. I DEMAND FIRST EVIL TANK STATUS
12. Jarrad · 1 Feb 2006
    ROFL, its good to be the most popular guy on the mud! Your slant on all the info you provide is a bit twisted but I guess thats to be expected.
    Now mavlad, eventually you will find more to life than arctic, but I know it won't be soon. I suggest however that you find a cheap whore and lose your virginity. It will give you perspective on the comparison between Arctic and Life.
    Patrick go back to jail...
13. Ninda · 1 Feb 2006
    Laf Jarrad. Firstly, how can he add a slant on actually logs of things you've done? That email is word for word what you sent to clan email. That email you sent to michi as your invented altar ego was word for word. Atleast take credit for the shit you've created. Secondly, for someone who took the additional time (besides regular play in outlaws) to make multies and invent a secret identity to try and deceive your way back into bsp, you don't have a whole lot of room to tell mavlad he needs to discover more in life than mud.
14. runulv · 1 Feb 2006
    "Outlaws(ronsy) been telling like he won't get peace again ever" ....for your information Ronsy ain't the only person in Outlaws, and he isn't the person who dictates who to get peace and who not to get peace. He can voice his oppinion like the rest of us.
15. ddog · 1 Feb 2006
    viva la democracy! ps. mud is dead
16. mavlad · 1 Feb 2006
    yep tajs, i have noticed that. trying to beat us you would do anything even recruit those who jumps from clan to clan any time they feel it's better for them. doesn't matter what person did in past. You peaced andrew immediatly thinking it would weak bsp. You been trying to bring problems in bsp clan by telling to pablo how mavlad jerk studied tent when xanatos should had.
    Nothing helped since you gave up to fight us and quit play now. Being scums didn't help outlaws to win the war over bsp.
    Just examples :)
17. runulv · 1 Feb 2006
    hahaha
    I wish I was a mindreader too
18. al · 1 Feb 2006
    that is funny! 33 v 17's pretty sweet too.
19. ddog · 1 Feb 2006
    mavlads still knows how to make a fool out of himself da da
20. mavlad · 2 Feb 2006
    nothing about reading mind, mostly about logging everything like about peacing andrew from jarrad:
    [09:29] <Jarrad> few dams, some preps and a stabber or so
    [09:29] <Jarrad> I'm unsure on specifics
    [09:30] <Jarrad> but more peaced him just to fuck over bsp
    [09:30] <Jarrad> ie, if we didn't peace him he mighta stuck with em
    
    come on, i can remember more stuff like one of those jarrads "I'm joining outlaws for various reasons, " when he got pissed b/c didn't get a split from faldie eq while claiming it since hes 'an elite player' after he didn't rescue main tank who died in that fight which eq loaded in.
21. runulv · 2 Feb 2006
    first off, andrew didn't get peaced immediately. He had asked for peace quite some time before and got it refused. Second, we don't recuit anyone because it is best for "them", it is entirely our choice and thirdly, if you think that telling pablo my oppinion of studying tent on a lvl 27 trash char, compared to giving it to a stunning main char is causing problems within your clan... I can only laugh at that.
22. reafe · 2 Feb 2006
    Didn't you recruit andrew to lead you to victory against outlaw/wild cause you couldn't do it on your own? My memory says bsp was getting schooled in war time and time again after they attacked clan shadowlords and brought wilds/outlaws together. So whats the problem with taking andrew out of the war after bsp took power again? (Afraid of de ja vu?) Doesn't affect me anyway but I do enjoy reading hilarious b.s. that everyone posts.
23. Malth · 2 Feb 2006
    mavlad yep tajs, i have noticed that. trying to beat us you would do anything even recruit those who jumps from clan to clan any time they feel it's better for them.
    
    l
    You mean like the majority of the people you recruited last wipe because BSP kept getting repeated ass-kickings from Outlaws?
24. Ninda · 2 Feb 2006
    Doesn't look like andrew's absense in the clan has changed anything...
25. ronsy · 2 Feb 2006
    and yes, i still have jarrad highlighted!
26. Jarrad · 3 Feb 2006
    Poor Mavlad, so bitter. Were you in love with me? I've seen less painful break ups!
    Allow me to enlighten you on the real reason I quit "bsp".
    You, Mavlad, are an utterly hopeless clan leader who destroys any fun that can be found in this game.
    The first time I quit your clan was not due to dying at lunitari after your disastrous leading set us up for slaughter, it was because after the battle you started demanding that anyone who still had eq should strip to "elite" players like yourself. You then proceeded to recruit any newbie who showed an interest in joining, as well as notorious scum players such as andrew. I didn't wish to be a part of your clan mavlad, and I never will be...
    In regards to joining your clan with my unknown barbarian, this was an attempt to teach you to be a little more cautious about shouting on the mud, anyone who wants to join bsp should now apply etc etc
    In response to Ninda, my barb was made BEFORE I left bsp, and if you can provide any evidence that I play this game 1/10 of the amount of time mavlad does you can have all my eq...
    Oh and Mavlad in response to ur irc log, I never said that in any channel that you were in, so since you got it from pablo why don't you ask him about why I joined ur clan with my barbarian, cause I explained it all to him already...
27. mavlad · 3 Feb 2006
    > The first time I quit your clan was not due to dying at lunitari after your disastrous leading set us up for slaughter, it was because after the battle you started demanding that anyone who still had eq should strip to "elite" players like yourself.
    Are you sure you has quit over it? We killed Don then...
    [04:57:38] <Jarrad> karat: I hear u got my wickeds from don
    [04:57:46] <karat> I had nekkid feet
    [04:57:47] <karat> forever
    [04:58:01] <Jarrad> yeah can toss em back some time?
    [04:58:05] <karat> er
    [04:58:12] <karat> wheres mein armets then!
    [04:58:27] <Jarrad> on whatever evil took em from my corpse...
    [04:59:55] <artil> jarrad how many dmg with diamond/frosted tin/boots?
    [05:01:07] <Jarrad> 8 in bash mode
    [05:01:11] <Jarrad> not including ranks
    [05:27:47] <Jarrad> someone log
    [05:27:51] <Jarrad> malice
    [05:27:53] <Jarrad> log a sec
    [05:28:18] <Jarrad> no problem
    [05:28:31] <Jarrad> just someone log
    [05:28:36] <Jarrad> take the remainder of my gear
    [05:28:41] <@[pablo]> jarrad, hold on
    [05:28:50] <Jarrad> later
    [05:29:00] <artil> wtf is going on
    [05:29:07] <@mavlad> he isnt happy we killed outlaws
    [05:29:17] <Dale_here> karat won't give jarrad dam boots
    [05:29:23] <mitch01> jarrad whats the problem?
    [05:29:28] *** Quits: Jarrad
    
28. mavlad · 3 Feb 2006
    > I didn't wish to be a part of your clan mavlad, and I never will be...
    are you sure you didn't wish to be in clan with me? you has rejoined from dark
    ages to bsp back fine.
    <mavlad> jarrad want to join back too
    <mavlad> .
    <mavlad> Bogan tells you 'hey, ok if I rejoin bsp?'
    <mavlad> Bogan tells you 'dark ages/neutrals are aggravating!'
    <mavlad> Bogan tells you 'respond!'
    <mavlad> Bogan tells you 'erm ppl annoying u sorta'
    <mavlad> Bogan tells you 'I just mean its frustrating being unable to zone'
    <mavlad> Bogan tells you 'having to shout for neutrals all the time etc'
    <mavlad> Bogan tells you 'anyway, I wanna rejoin'
    
    Looks like you has some serious memory problems.
29. ddog · 3 Feb 2006
    what are you trying to do with all these posts mavlad?? get people back to mud? make them feel bad about a game? while recruiting more and more people? ?!!? ?!?! ?!
30. lav · 4 Feb 2006
    Arctic surely has changed; Mavlad's English is perfectly understandable, and he even looks like the good guy..
31. thesean · 21 Feb 2006
    Wow, these are actually mildly entertaining. Post some more IRC logs.