Better than Sex

And we finally find out who Rurh plays

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501H 122V 0C Exits:EW>
**Cicero: mmm come to pappa

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW>
Bro flies in from the west.
Kalis flies in from the west.

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW>
Cila crashes into Bro in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW>
Rath swings madly at Bro with a heavily battle scarred claymore, cutting him a deep wound.

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW>
Cicero crashes into Bro in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW>
Sachi focuses harshly on Bro and utters some strange words.
Sachi slowly fades into existence.
Sachi sends a chilling blast of air at Bro, giving him a severe case of frostbite.

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW> l
Cicero massacres Bro with his slash.
Rath annihilates Bro with his slash.
Cila annihilates Bro with her crush.
Bro misses Cila with his crush.

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW> l bro
You see nothing special about him.
Bro the young adult male theiwar dwarf looks pretty hurt.

Bro is using:
<worn on finger> a carved stone seal..it glows dimly
<worn around neck> an ivy necklace
<worn on head> a priestly diadem
<worn on feet> a pair of blue shoes
<worn about body> a furry white cloak
<worn around right wrist> a set of light blue prayer beads
<worn around left wrist> a thin bronze bracelet
<used in primary hand> a ceremonial crystal mace
<held in secondary hand> a carved jade sphere

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW> #TICK-10
You tell your group 'Tic in about 10 seconds.'

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW> 'fairwel
Sachi focuses harshly on Bro and utters some strange words.
Sachi slowly fades into existence.
Sachi sends a chilling blast of air at Bro, giving him a severe case of frostbite.

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW> 'fairwell rur
Kalis flies west.

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW> 'farewell rurh
You say 'farewell rurh'

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW>
Cicero massacres Bro with his slash.
Rath annihilates Bro with his slash.
You receive 0 experience.
Bro is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Bro echoes from somewhere nearby...
Kalis stops following Bro.

501H 122V 0C Exits:EW> You get a pile of coins from the corpse of Bro.
There were 30 coins.

501H 122V 30C Exits:EW> 'god that fee
Cicero says 'bye rurh'
Rath gets a carved jade sphere from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a ceremonial crystal mace from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a thin bronze bracelet from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a set of light blue prayer beads from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a leather traveling pack from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a furry white cloak from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a pair of blue shoes from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a pair of ivory anklets from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a priestly diadem from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a furry white cloak from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets an ivy necklace from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a carved stone seal from the corpse of Bro.
Rath is zapped by a set of demon wings and instantly drops it.
Rath gets a loop of jailer's keys from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a chain of keys from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a ring of cell keys from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a chain of keys from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a ring of cell keys from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a scroll of refresh from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets a scroll of refresh from the corpse of Bro.
Rath gets an aquamarine potion from the corpse of Bro.

501H 122V 30C Exits:EW> 'god that feels goo
Cicero gets an aquamarine potion from the corpse of Bro.
Cicero gets a bright ball of light from the corpse of Bro.
Cicero gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Bro.
Cicero gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Bro.
Cicero gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Bro.
Cicero gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Bro.
Cicero gets a brilliant blue bead from the corpse of Bro.
Cicero gets a pearly white moonstone from the corpse of Bro.
Cicero gets a small wooden chest from the corpse of Bro.

501H 122V 30C Exits:EW> 'god that feels good
You say 'god that feels good'

501H 122V 30C Exits:EW> '
Cila says 'good shit'

501H 122V 30C Exits:EW> 'lets dt his corpse
You say 'lets dt his corpse'

501H 122V 30C Exits:EW>
Sachi gets a set of demon wings.
Sachi gets the corpse of Bro.

501H 122V 30C Exits:EW>
Cicero says 'yep'

501H 122V 30C Exits:EW> #TICK!!!

Cicero flies east.
You follow Cicero east.
Sachi flies in from the west.
Cila flies in from the west.
Rath flies in from the west.
Traders Street
Rath Of Istar, Blood Sea Titan is standing here. (flying)
Cila, Blood Sea Facsimile is standing here. (flying)
Sachi Ko, BSP is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is surrounded by a white mist.
Cicero Dume, Blood Sea Imposter is standing here. (flying)

501H 121V 30C Exits:NSW>
Cicero says 'ok'

501H 121V 30C Exits:NSW>
You notice some movement in the room.

64 comments

Dimians · 19 Jul 2005

Let the flames begin!
reafe · 19 Jul 2005

i love it!
patrick · 19 Jul 2005

THIS JUST IN: RURH'S MOUTH WRITES CHECKS HIS SKINNY ASS CANT CASH
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

Errrr...

Haha!

Well not haha.. poor Bro.
But still.
deoph · 19 Jul 2005

I hope you had him highlighted for othr reasons because that isn't rurh. That dude keeps flirting with my female character i've used 3 wipes and i've known rurh and he has known that character was me. I know that isn't rurh, poor dude.
Myte · 19 Jul 2005

Sec, we've got another lead, investigating now. (It's still rurh tho btw)
reafe · 19 Jul 2005

looks like if rurh wouldn't hide his identity he would save poor neutrals from getting randomed and quitting, RURH I CALL ON YOU TO SAVE THE INNOCENTS!
Derek11 · 19 Jul 2005

While I don't know all of Rurh's characters b/c I don't play but like an hour every 3 weeks (so far) I'm like 99% sure that's not him.
Heo · 19 Jul 2005

I will be executing an innocent neutral for every day that Ruhr does not reveal one of his titled chars.

Do the right thing Ruhr, avoid this bloodshed.
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

I'm not sure why I should stop you guys.

You're only proving what I've been saying about you all along.

The only person that's making you do crap is you.
Myte · 19 Jul 2005

No no no, see, we give you ultimatum, so, it's all YOUR fault from here on out. Poor neutrals.
tikk · 19 Jul 2005

That is Rurh, 100% (I have my brown cheater ways)
justinB · 19 Jul 2005

HAHAHA Help us "poor poor" neutrals! Give your lame ass up!
Kalis · 19 Jul 2005

Its okay, BSP found me in the inn afterwards and told me that I'm really Rurh. Which means Bro's off the hook.
Or something. *sigh*
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

This 'ultimatum' sounds similar to a terrorist threat in nature.

Never give in to terrorists!
patrick · 19 Jul 2005

I had a nice little chat with my best Bro after the kill. Boy let me tell you it was fun. First I got to hear his pathetic bleating and whines that he was NOT rurh, then I got to watch it change to a classic rurhish diatribe about how BSP is the root of all evil. Its so money.
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

That and it's hilarious how much you guys are playing this up.

You will set new standards for redness as you blush at the embarrassment of your err.
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

Maybe BSD is the root of all evil.

Then it wouldn't be a coincidence that people keep saying it?
Heo · 19 Jul 2005

I personally don't think Bro is Ruhr, but who knows. However, I do so love the chase.

Thus, I hereby decree the 18th of every month to be Ruhr Hunting Day. On this day, all neutrals displaying even minute similarities to Ruhr will be dispatched, until the real Ruhr finds the courage to martyr himself and save all the neutrals in Krynn.
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

"until the real Ruhr finds the courage to martyr himself and save all the neutrals in Krynn. "

Heo - The fact they would be doing this shit to begin with completely nullifies any possibility of honor that they'd actually stick to any agreement.

That and they random anyway, so this is just another excuse.
mattafk · 19 Jul 2005

i could go for some RANDOMING right about now.. poor neutrals, take no action to resist! Let thyselves be killed, then take your distaste to the boards to whine about me!
Brafu · 19 Jul 2005

It seems that BSP is as scummy as ever. I think I need to stop posting on the forums and just declare war on BSP.... and get my ass handed to me about 50 times since I have no idea how to do anything but recite a recall =P
Edwai · 19 Jul 2005

Shit son, BSP beat NOWclan to the sweetest peach.
wayne · 19 Jul 2005

Hey this is the guy who plays Bro. I'm not Rurh.
Derek11 · 19 Jul 2005

Welcome to ArcticMUD. You will learn that the later of the two is found much more often.
Heo · 19 Jul 2005

Mmmmm...this Reno guy sounds a lot like Ruhr...

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO REVEAL YOURSELF RUHR, OR RENO WILL BE EXECUTED.
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

Halt all randoming and bad highlights immediately, kill corey, and we have a deal.
Drake · 19 Jul 2005

Kinda goes to show just how stupid one is to post revealing logs here. I'd rather be a pussy than a hunted moron. (no offense)
Malth · 19 Jul 2005

Dude, Heo, what did Reno ever do to you? Don't say such mean things about the guy. If you got to know reno, you'd know you're wrong. :P
vaga · 19 Jul 2005

reno isnt rurh. and thats all im gonna say.

erik
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

KILL HIM KILL HIM!
Brafu · 19 Jul 2005

Vaga

I believe he was joking =)
Drake · 19 Jul 2005

Malth is the official defender of Nowclan, with the golden knee pads and the usual brown nose. Serious, I've yet to see a more pathetic post.

Pllleeese do not hurt the master.
Malth · 19 Jul 2005

Drake in all seriousness, who the fuck are you? Judging by your bitching, I'd have to guess oyu're someone like Taloc, or one of Core's other trash buddies.

In the off chance you don't realize it, I have no affiliation with Nowclan, but far be it for me to stop you from continuing to try and take Feroz's title of Arctic's Biggest Dumbass.
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

God damn people don't even know it's me:

Believe says 'the one u had that i sent you that picture in.'
Believe says 'ur nto really rurh'
You say 'well tahts complicated since I dont know what picture you speak of'
Believe says 'laugh ok i know this isnt' rurh then'
You say 'oplek@yahoo.com oplek@hotmail.com'
Believe says 'nope'
You say 'no?'
Believe says 'nope'
Believe says 'wannabe rurh!'
Reno 911 · 19 Jul 2005

If anyone thinks I'm Ruhr, send me a tell in game and you'll quickly notice that I don't have diarrhea of the mouth and constantly try to push some agenda.
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

If you are having diahrea of the mouth, if they send a tell to you, wouldn't it be hard to respond?

Everyone has an agenda. Mine's to enlighten people.
Drake · 19 Jul 2005

The great thing, Malth, is you will never know who I am, or who I play. Sure you could try and guess, and I'm free to lead you to believe I'm someone I'm not, and you would never know the difference. Only an idiot willingly shows his hand.

And only a fool asks someone else to show theirs.
Malth · 19 Jul 2005

So in short, you're a nobody.
Brafu · 19 Jul 2005

Rurh

That really WAS you? =P
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

Well yeah.

The questions about pictures through email or changed lore database... I still don't know the answers to those though.
Brafu · 19 Jul 2005

To Clarify: I'm not "Believe". I was Shawn.
feroz · 19 Jul 2005

Arctic's biggest dumbass eh, i know plenty of people that play which are more ignorant than me. you in my opinion and many others, are that you are one of arctic's biggest shit talkers and faggot
Matty · 19 Jul 2005

I've got to say the worst part of coming back to the mud is having to deal with people that just won't shut ye ol' pie hole. Either they are creating 'different' chars to try and make the main chars they play look better through posting, or they feel they need to post after every single comment on every single log. Sheesh! Give is a freaking rest!

At least 11 posts by Rurh - not counting the probably 4 or 5 others he has under different names.

-Matt
psychoDAD · 19 Jul 2005

"Author Message
Malth So in short, you're a nobody"

damn. first time Ive ever seen recursive name calling
Dragne · 19 Jul 2005

I think 9/10 post here are just rurh making conversation with his different personalities, i also think that short skirts rule and all girls should wear them.
sheepop · 19 Jul 2005

Posting in a Rurh dies log-thread.
Edwai · 19 Jul 2005

In conclusion:
Let's kill Believe until he tells us who Rurh is !!!
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

Ironically, Suf, if he logs ip's and stuff, could probably show that the posts come from different domains.

Not that we atually want to hear any truth around here.

Message 43 (Tue Jul 19): Powah -- re:bro
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Is rurh. 100%. Kill on site
<< end of message 43 >>

You seriously have no clue how wrong you are.
100% right != 100% wrong. In fact, it isn't even close.
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

So let's see how well your highlight system is fairing so far.

Bad highlights:
Bro
Muerto (sp?)
Raen
Kalis
Moot

am I mising anyone?
deoph · 19 Jul 2005

Rurh don't try to save bro, that's only gonna get him killed more. To people like this only someone with selfish motives (i.e. player of bro) would say he is not rurh. They can't see why someone would give a shit if someone else was randomed.
deoph · 19 Jul 2005

There are two darknights on that list... Who plays two dark knights? BSD highglight system is a random algorithim or like a script that grabs names from whoever comes up 5th on the list when you type who. Spam who 20 times and Viola 20 new highlights! This system proves itself when you get the same person twice. "Oh the system is good, it has said one of our existing highlights is evil"
Rurh · 19 Jul 2005

I remade kelpo to log on when Bro appeared just to show them how foolish they are being.

That and I had corey right where I wanted him last night.
fredrik · 20 Jul 2005

I doubt Corey would go to bed with you Rurh. Liar!
Malth · 20 Jul 2005

Rurh That and I had corey right where I wanted him last night.

I'm guessing it went something like this rurh:

The corpse of Rurh is lying here.
Corey is standing here.
suf · 20 Jul 2005

"Ironically, Suf, if he logs ip's and stuff, could probably show that the posts come from different domains." -- Rurh

I probably could, but this is so much more fun.
deoph · 20 Jul 2005

Why is this log called better then sex?
We all know arctic players are not the expert in that arena. Sticking a tack in your eyeball is better then the sex most of you can get, for those of you that can actually get it.
patrick · 20 Jul 2005

deoph want to become the next rurh
Rurh · 20 Jul 2005

HOLY CRAP MALTHROS YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING.. FOR ONCE IN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFETIME.

But that's not what I meant.

Patrick - He cannot become the next Rurh until the first Rurh is gone.
And I guarantee you, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.
Malth · 20 Jul 2005

More like you've finally stopped buying into your own bullshit.

I'm suprised you didn't ask for evidence.
Rurh · 20 Jul 2005

Why would I ask for evidence for the existance of the happenings of something I was the center of?
Rurh · 20 Jul 2005

Doesn't andwer or heo or whoever, have about 3000 newbies to kill?

Do we even have that many?
deoph · 20 Jul 2005

This mud hasn't seen an influx of newbies worth mentioning in a long time. As long as we cater to keeping old players by making the game more difficult we will never see new players like we once did.
reafe · 22 Jul 2005

aha yes deoph the game is so hard with the new xp tables and eq loads. you whine, i flame.