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BSP randoming again

BSP keeps up its scumbag reputation by randoming poor mages.

Undated · Submitted by Ninnda · POV: Breque · 90 views · ★ Score +2.3 · 9 votes
You utter the words, 'relocate'
Stairway
     You find yourself at the bottom of a small circular staircase which
leads up to the second floor of the fortress. Off to your east, a hallway
leads into the eastern guard tower from which you hear the sounds of
muffled feet scratching along the stone floors. Not wishing to draw
attention to your presence you move silently onward into the gloom.
The corpse of a human guardsman is lying here. [2]
A swarm of insects fills the area. [2]
The corpse of a hobgoblin patrol leader is lying here.
A swarm of insects fills the area. [2]
A hobgoblin guardsman is sitting here, fighting Ghim.
A heavily black-robed mage is sitting here, fighting Ghim.
. . . is enveloped in flames.
A heavily armoured patrol leader is standing here, fighting Aldur.
Harmoni, Smoking Hot Harlot is standing here, fighting a hobgoblin guardsman. (flying)
. . . has a metallic luster.
Knievel Stoneskull, Sharp as a Bowling Ball is standing here, fighting a hobgoblin guardsman. (flying)
Prince Vajra Dar'Keth, Royal Kagonesti Scout is standing here. (flying)
Kogi the Male Minitaur is standing here. (flying)
. . . is outlined with a dim aura.
Cephas the Male Human is standing here, fighting a hobgoblin guardsman. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.
Hanna the Female Human is standing here. (flying)
Ravage, Nature of Threat is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.
Booya the Male Hylar Dwarf is standing here, fighting a heavily armoured patrol leader.
Aldur, Tournament Champion of the Abyss is standing here, fighting a heavily armoured patrol leader. (flying)
. . . is enveloped in flames.
Ghim M'Dec Rown, Sunflower Heir to the Throne is standing here, fighting a heavily black-robed mage. (flying)
. . . has a metallic luster.
A draconian guardsman is sitting here, fighting Ghim.
A heavily black-robed mage is standing here, fighting Ghim.
. . . is enveloped in flames.
A heavily armoured patrol leader focuses harshly on Aldur and utters the words, 'ray of enfeeblement'.
Aldur seems weaker.

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Harmoni utters some strange words.
Harmoni holds her holy symbol high for everyone to see.
A hobgoblin guardsman is stunned!
A heavily black-robed mage is stunned momentarily, recovering quickly.
A heavily armoured patrol leader is stunned!
A draconian guardsman is stunned momentarily, recovering quickly.
Ghim heroically rescues Aldur.242H 126V 4677839X 1002C Mem:3 Exits:ESU>

242H 126V 4677839X 1002C Mem:3 Exits:ESU>
Kogi says 'ravage'

242H 126V 4677839X 1002C Mem:3 Exits:ESU>
Kogi says 'u area'

242H 126V 4677839X 1002C Mem:3 Exits:ESU>
Aldur utters the words, 'sfugwahuq gsgrul'.
Aldur's hands issue a spray of prismatic color!
Aldur slowly fades into existence.
You are blasted by a spray of scintillating blue!
You feel a slight chill.
A hobgoblin guardsman is caught in a spray of radiant yellow!
A hobgoblin guardsman is stunned, but will likely regain consciousness again.
A spray of orange dissolves a hobgoblin guardsman into a pool of ochreous slime.
A hobgoblin guardsman is dead! R.I.P.
A heavily black-robed mage is struck by a spray of vibrant green!
A heavily armoured patrol leader is blasted by a spray of scintillating blue!
A spray of red rips a draconian guardsman into tiny crimson shreds.
A draconian guardsman's image blurs before you...
  then sharpens to reveal Aldur!
Aldur, Tournament Champion of the Abyss is dead! R.I.P.
A heavily black-robed mage is caught in a spray of bright orange!
Knievel utters some strange words.
Your body is torn by huge pieces of ice.
A heavily black-robed mage is shredded by shards of ice.
A heavily armoured patrol leader is shredded by shards of ice.
A heavily black-robed mage is shredded by shards of ice.
Vajra plunks a heavily black-robed mage with an arrow.

166H 126V 4677839X 1002C [Me:Fair] [Aldur:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:ESU> sa ooh

The death cry of Aldur, Tournament Champion of the Abyss echoes from somewhere nearby...
Aldur, Tournament Champion of the Abyss stops following a heavily black-robed mage.
The death cry of a hobgoblin guardsman echoes from somewhere nearby...
A hobgoblin guardsman stops following a heavily armoured patrol leader.

166H 126V 4677839X 1002C [Me:Fair] [Aldur:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:ESU>
A heavily black-robed mage utters the words, 'wuffaf uwaoz'.
A heavily black-robed mage is surrounded by 3 duplicate images.

166H 126V 4677839X 1002C [Me:Fair] [Aldur:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:ESU>
Disgusting black insects crawl over your flesh and buzz around your face,
leaving bloody bites on your skin.
A heavily armoured patrol leader seems unaffected by Cephas's swarm of insects.
A writhing mass of insects swarm toward you but disappear as your mind
overcomes the illusion.
A heavily armoured patrol leader seems unaffected by Cephas's swarm of insects.
Disgusting black insects crawl over your flesh and buzz around your face,
leaving bloody bites on your skin.
A heavily armoured patrol leader screams as a swarm of insects engulfs him.
Disgusting black insects crawl over your flesh and buzz around your face,
leaving bloody bites on your skin.
A heavily armoured patrol leader seems unaffected by Knievel's swarm of insects.
Knievel pierces YOU very hard.
Cephas whips YOU extremely hard.
Aldur pierces YOU very hard.
You miss Aldur with your pierce.
Ghim massacres a heavily armoured patrol leader with his pierce.
A heavily armoured patrol leader is dead! R.I.P.
A heavily black-robed mage misses Ghim with his pierce.
The death cry of a heavily armoured patrol leader echoes from somewhere nearby...
A heavily black-robed mage stops following a heavily armoured patrol leader.
A heavily armoured patrol leader now follows a heavily black-robed mage.
A heavily black-robed mage is the new leader of a heavily armoured patrol leader's group.
A heavily armoured patrol leader stops following a heavily black-robed mage.
52H 126V 4677839X 1002C [Me:V.Bad] [Aldur:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:ESU> You say 'ooh'

52H 126V 4677839X 1002C [Me:V.Bad] [Aldur:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:ESU>
Booya gets a large pile of coins from the corpse of a heavily armoured patrol leader.

52H 126V 4677839X 1002C [Me:V.Bad] [Aldur:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:ESU>
Vajra plunks a heavily black-robed mage with an arrow.

52H 126V 4677839X 1002C [Me:V.Bad] [Aldur:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:ESU> c 'relo' darvinus

Ravage utters some strange words.
Ravage's hands send forth blinding rays of sunlight!
You wither as a ray of sunlight engulfs you!
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You feel a slight chill.

-6H 126V 4677839X 1002C Mem:3 Exits:ESU>
Someone obliterates YOU with their pierce.
You're dead.

-11H 126V 4677839X 1002C Mem:3 Exits:ESU> Lie still, you are dead.

-11H 126V 4677839X 1002C Mem:3 Exits:ESU> Your detect invisibility wears off.

0) Leave Arctic.
1) Enter the game.
2) Change your description.
3) Change your password.
4) Delete this character.

27 comments

  1. suf · 19 May 2005
    rofl at this mavlad wannabe
  2. Rorc · 19 May 2005
    Breque tells you 'I tried to talk with pablo, he wasn't responding, so I thought he was figuring something out'

    Assumptions aren't always a good thing.

    makes a good log tho.
  3. ddog · 19 May 2005
    mud is dead mud is dead mud is dead
  4. chris T · 19 May 2005
    Wasnt there fault the dumb asshole sat there ever herd of recite recall?
  5. Rurh · 20 May 2005
    "Wasnt there fault the dumb asshole sat there ever herd of recite recall?"

    I really have to remember that one.
  6. Attai · 20 May 2005
    relo lag
  7. Manu · 20 May 2005
    More like "relo *F*lag". The lag's gone in 1 round.
  8. Malicious88 · 20 May 2005
    How is this randoming? Stupid people shouldn't have relocate spell. serves you right for relocating on a PEACEFULLY zoning group, dick.
  9. Rurh · 20 May 2005
    I'm pretty sure it was a joke.
  10. Rorc · 20 May 2005
    The best part is that some of us didn't know we killed him until a few minutes later when we saw the corpse.
  11. Mike R. · 20 May 2005
    kilians and malicious: you two should be forced to die in a similar manner for not realizing that this guy is actually in our clan.

    that being said:
    i was wondering why the hell there was so much stuff loading on those mages when i went to loot...
  12. chris T · 20 May 2005
    And i knew that mike....???!?!??!?
  13. vaga · 20 May 2005
    hey mike give em credit...its hard to keep track of the 40+ ppl bsp have now. heh its hard for them to count past their fingers. just remember you guys recruited the idiots. next wipe im gonna be recruiting not players or ppl i like but ppl that can type bash!
  14. minch · 20 May 2005
    vaga please recruit me next wipe, I have good pk triggers and will have a hotkey to recall any of your chars incase things go wrong! thx.
  15. runulv · 20 May 2005
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH JOKECORNER!
  16. Malth · 20 May 2005
    Mike R. kilians and malicious: you two should be forced to die in a similar manner for not realizing that this guy is actually in our clan.


    If you don't want to deal with idiots, don't recruit half the MUD? I wouldn't be suprised if Mavlad has pked alts of his clannies, gotta be hard to keep track of all those characters.
  17. jnick · 20 May 2005
    Haha
  18. Beryv · 20 May 2005
    Ummm... Derek person... your post came hours after everyone else had determined that the person who died was in fact in BSP and was in fact joking.

    What part of that did you not get?
  19. Derek11 · 20 May 2005
    Ouch burned. Kudos to me for not playing anymore and not reading all comments. Deleted my uninformed post.
  20. Mike R. · 21 May 2005
    despite popular opinion, we didn't force anyone to join bsp :). they all came to us, asked to zone, joined of their own free will. mavlad was just very liberal with the invites. we didn't recruit the people to us, they pretty much recruited themselves because of the limited
    screening policy that WAS in place.

    **edit: gimme mine dragonlance!
  21. chris T · 21 May 2005
    Erik: I can bash wana try it out?
  22. Malth · 21 May 2005
    I'd rather keep it till it decays or breaks from use, again... besides, if it';s your lance, why was some lesser member of BSP using it when we got it back? :P


    Seriously though, why the fuck is the lance so frail? Weren't they extremely durable in the books/pen&paper game?

    edit: I gave it up for peace once before when peace wasn't important to me, not up for doing it again. I'll be nice and tell you it's close to breaking, so start running the zone, you'll get it back in a week or 2, depending on how much I log the char that has it now. ;)
  23. Ninnda · 21 May 2005
    I logged on at random checking to see if mud was back up, and it had just booted and was locked - then went down immediately after. Anyone have any insider info on whats going on?
  24. jnick · 22 May 2005
    Nothing really.
  25. tudets · 27 May 2005
    rest in peace arctic
  26. Rorc · 28 May 2005
    Malth I wouldn't be suprised if Mavlad has pked alts of his clannies, gotta be hard to keep track of all those characters.

    http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=1398
    http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=1199

    See, It's not mavlad who kills his own clannies, its the other members.
  27. shaddaric · 31 May 2005
    I feel bad for poor breque, but that has got to be one of the funniest logs I've ever seen. Relocating to own clan and finding out just how powerful your friends really are!