Lantz dies

5 Apr 2005 · Submitted by pablo · POV: Aldur · 537 views · ★ Score -1.1 · 9 votes

149V 16049880X 2718C Exits:ESW> A gargoyle flies in from the north.
Anatole's Amazing Artifacts
A gargoyle is standing here.
Lantz is sitting here, fighting Descartes. (flying) (invisible)
order all.hill bash lantz
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
Descartes LoB'ic, Cogito Ergo Sum is standing here, fighting Lantz. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.
An apprentice mage is here watching the store for his master.

148V 16049880X 2718C Exits:NE> Lantz steps aside as a hill giant attempts a bash, stumbles, and falls flat on its face.
You issue the order 'bash lantz'.

148V 16049880X 2718C Exits:NE>
Through your wizard's eye: Arya has arrived from the east exit.

148V 16049880X 2718C Exits:NE>
Aces gives a gargoyle an order.
A gargoyle delivers a vicious kick to Lantz's face. Blood flies as his head snaps back.

148V 16049880X 2718C Exits:NE>
A gargoyle massacres Lantz with its claw.
A hill giant hits Lantz extremely hard.
A hill giant hits Lantz very hard.
Descartes cleaves Lantz extremely hard.
Lantz misses Descartes with his whip.

148V 16049880X 2718C Exits:NE> c 'force bolt' lantz
You utter the words, 'force bolt'
You hear bones crack as your force bolt slams into Lantz.

148V 16049880X 2718C Mem:3 Exits:NE>
Through your wizard's eye: Arya has left through the west exit.

148V 16049880X 2718C Mem:3 Exits:NE> c 'force bolt' lantz

Aces focuses harshly on Lantz and utters the words, 'force bolt'.
The sound of bones cracking echoes as Aces's force bolt slams into Lantz.

148V 16049880X 2718C Mem:3 Exits:NE>
Lantz steps aside as Descartes attempts a bash, stumbles, and falls flat on his face.

148V 16049880X 2718C Mem:3 Exits:NE> order all.hill bash

A gargoyle claws Lantz extremely hard.
A hill giant hits Lantz extremely hard.
A hill giant hits Lantz extremely hard.
Descartes massacres Lantz with his cleave.
You receive 0 experience.
Lantz is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Lantz echoes from somewhere nearby...
get all.coins corpse
examine corpse

148V 16049880X 2718C Mem:3 Exits:NE>
Through your wizard's eye: Dayvakko has left through the south exit.

148V 16049880X 2718C Mem:3 Exits:NE> Who should the spell be cast upon?

148V 16049880X 2718C Mem:3 Exits:NE> You issue the order 'bash'.

148V 16049880X 2718C Mem:3 Exits:NE> You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Lantz.
There were 5385 coins.
split 5385

148V 16049880X 8103C Mem:3 Exits:NE> It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
a rotted academic tome
a dragontail whip
a glass bracelet..it glows dimly
a bone bracelet
a ragged leather belt
the robes of the ritual..it glows dimly
a ragged pair of leather arm bands
a pair of fur-lined velvet gloves
a pair of blue shoes
a pair of thin white pants
an ornate headdress
an obliviax pelt
a small golden amulet
a black pearl amulet..it glows dimly
the ring of the wolf
a black onyx ring
a pouch of forest herbs
a solamnic glaive
a shadow chest
a large waterskin
a large hide waterskin
a glowing scroll of recall..it glows dimly

148V 16049880X 8103C Mem:3 Exits:NE> You divide 5385 coins equally among the group members present.

148V 16049880X 4513C Mem:3 Exits:NE> get all corpse
You get a rotted academic tome from the corpse of Lantz.
You get a dragontail whip from the corpse of Lantz.
You get a glass bracelet from the corpse of Lantz.
Bracelet : You can't carry that many items.
Belt : You can't carry that many items.
Robe : You can't carry that many items.
Bands : You can't carry that many items.
Gloves : You can't carry that many items.
Shoes : You can't carry that many items.
Pants : You can't carry that many items.
Headdress : You can't carry that many items.
Pelt : You can't carry that many items.
Amulet : You can't carry that many items.
Amulet : You can't carry that many items.
Ring : You can't carry that many items.
Ring : You can't carry that many items.
Pouch : You can't carry that many items.
Glaive : You can't carry that many items.
Chest : You can't carry that many items.
Waterskin : You can't carry that many items.
Waterskin : You can't carry that many items.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.

148V 16049880X 4513C Mem:3 Exits:NE>
Aces gets a bone bracelet from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a ragged leather belt from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets the robes of the ritual from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a ragged pair of leather arm bands from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a pair of fur-lined velvet gloves from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a pair of blue shoes from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a pair of thin white pants from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets an ornate headdress from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets an obliviax pelt from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a small golden amulet from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a black pearl amulet from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets the ring of the wolf from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a black onyx ring from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a pouch of forest herbs from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a solamnic glaive from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a large waterskin from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a large hide waterskin from the corpse of Lantz.
Aces gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Lantz.

22 comments

Snark · 5 Apr 2005

Enjoy killing people who did nothing to you, jerks. The best BSP highlight: Let's highlight him because I saw him in one room with multie of that guy who is suspected having some relations with friend of that guy we killed 3 months ago for EQ!
Continue, guys, have fun...
pablo · 5 Apr 2005

Lantz RGB is standing here.

from 1 month ago or so, guess you didnt ask for peace? stop this trash talk already of "bsp randoming" temik tried with no success, sorry chris!
Snark · 5 Apr 2005

I never asked for peace this wipe cause I never did anything to you. NOT A SINGLE CHAR of mine didn't have anything in common - not only "was not aggro" - with BSP. Lantz never had RGB title, and moreover - RGB doesn't exist for 2'nd wipe.

And - who is Chris? Maybe it was him who asked for peace?
pablo · 5 Apr 2005

no, temik=crazy chris and yes he also said hes neutral
RottenPotato · 5 Apr 2005

Dragontail whip -- corey item only. enough said
Snark · 5 Apr 2005

I log my every move for every character. Log from March, 11:

Theros Ironfeld is here, waiting to sell you his fine wares.

***H ***V 1X 3982C Exits:W> You can buy:
1. Stick 1 A walking stick
2. Spear 31 A two-handed wooden spear
3. Sword 18 A bronze shortsword
4. Broadsword 75 A thick steel broadsword
5. Longsword 12 A battered longsword
6. Longbow 100 A longbow
7. Sword 93 A dwarven copper long sword
8. Whip 131 A dragontail whip
9. Sword 175 A flamberge bastard sword
10. Bow 18 A black shortbow
11. Axe 18 A large stone axe
12. Warhammer 1 A warhammer
13. Club 1 A wooden club
14. Sword 7 A long sword
15. Sword 1 A short sword
16. Dagger 1 A dagger

Enough said.
nafa · 5 Apr 2005

completely morons
pablo · 5 Apr 2005

ok, lantz you also probably have when i tried to solo you and ded just when war started south of hct? i remember you had that title, not to talk that you was roaming with garbage groups all the time
Snark · 5 Apr 2005

I use this name from 7'th wipe. I grouped with lots of people. I played with 2 clans - RGB and Neutrality. But as I said, RGB doesn't exist for 2'nd wipe already. (Neither Neutrality, btw.)

Previous (10'th) wipe I didn't have mage at all, so name "Lantz" was free. This wipe I remembered about it and created this mage. Here is the titles:

You are Lantz, a level 25 Mage.
and still:
You are Lantz, a level 29 Mage.
then some imm made a joke:
You are Lantz, Wants To Be in Your Pantz, a level 30 Mage.
but I returned it back immediately:
You are Lantz, a level 30 Mage.

I don't remember any HCT incident actually... anyway, I never had "RGB" in my title. As a neutral I group with almost anyone in game - last wipe I grouped with BSP even.

You killed my mage, you're hunting my thief... what else do you want?
Malth · 5 Apr 2005

Snark, you're forgetting that you're dealing with BSP, which holds the title of biggest retards both mentally(mavlad) and physically(corey).

If it makes you feel better, Mavlad poofed to me in illrigger and tried to kill me as RGB about 2-3 days after I started playing again. Aparrently since I zoned with Garbage, that makes me RGB, because Garbage is apparently really RGB, depsite the fact the when the fucking clan formed, most members had no ties to RGB whatsoever, but nobody's ever accused Mavlad of being smart.

Talk to one of the few sane people left in BSP, they'll probably be willing to work something out to unhighlight you, but odds are some members will continue to try to pk you, because that's just the way they trash, I mean play.

Besides, BSP needs more enemies, they apparently aren't dying enough as it is. :P
nafa · 5 Apr 2005

goona pk iill for his name also
nafa · 5 Apr 2005

Lantz btw you are licking pablo's balls not hard enough. You should be more efficently. May be corey will aprove your shop equipment. But i dont think so. They just need somebody to kill to feel theyself 'Famous'. It doesnt matter clanned you or not, enemy or not. I bet it's Time to delete kazbek or aldur.
RottenPotato · 5 Apr 2005

Why do you insist I'm fat? I've lost 85lbs. Your idiocy far outweighs my net weight.
Snark · 5 Apr 2005

nafa, I love you too, honey. Try to understand that there exist some people who don't have fun dying in PK.
nafa · 5 Apr 2005

Snark, try to understand
all world history shows that independence is a privilage (not right as you decide) and you must fight to prove others that you deserve it.
Parn · 5 Apr 2005

I think the point is:if you're russian you are highlighted. Which is good enough reason for me to accept. So fix what you have done wrong and stop being russian.
pablo · 5 Apr 2005

malth: Aparrently since I zoned with Garbage, that makes me RGB, because Garbage is apparently really RGB, etc etc

Dont forget it was garbage that declared war to BSP and you was garbage member...
Malth · 5 Apr 2005

That right Pablo, I *was* a member. Was being past tense. Had Mavlad not decided to continue practicing his fine art of douschebaggetry, I probably wouldn't have ever started helping them again in PK.

I would've still killed bugs though, since that didn't have anything to do with who he killed, but the stupid reason behind it.
Mike R. · 5 Apr 2005

out of curiosity(sp) malth, did you get dragonlance before or after we pissed you off and you decided to own us with your eliteness?
Malth · 6 Apr 2005

I never said Mavlad highlighting me hasn't turned out to be a good thing. :P
jnick · 6 Apr 2005

haha
Mike R. · 7 Apr 2005

hehe at least you're honest, malth! :)